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Was impeded by his enormous preceding and protruding phallus as it swathed its wathe through the phallanx of photographers and por/nographic film agents anxious to sign Pete’s pronounced protruberance for substantial sums of..

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@chess wrote:

@esmeralda wrote:

@Sgt Pepper wrote:

Skittles.

Hyperglycaemia

Step away from the sugar Esme :wink:

Too late Chessy..I’m on a roll..well a rolo actually..somebody call me a doctor (you’re a doctor,Esme) thank you..

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@*Sian wrote:

Yup, I always complain, I ask for my money back and leave, I won’t take any less than a refund for a substandard meal, fook returning Urgh! Just call me Victoria Meldrew :lol:

Have you ever told a lie to save face?

Of course..we all do it. White lies oil social intercourse and save friendships.

Do you ever go back on your word..make a promise you don’t keep?

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Wicked Witch Esmeralda’s debauched lair, where she tested out Pete’s Gorilla penis theory to the max before telephoning the News of The World sensational info desk to inform them of her discovery that..

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Yes..inside a sleeping bag and with me leg broken..what a bloody awful weekend THAT was. I had told my folks I was going away by train, but was actually on the back of my bf’s yamaha (we stowed my crutches underneath his bed) on doing the ton down the A77 in the pouring rain, the stookie on my leg kinda melted and took on the appearance of a plaster of paris sock sround my ankle..losing support altogether.
After a night inside a tent on Girvan beach where we (and the two mates who had come with us) huddled around a candle to keep warm..I demanded that we spent the next one in a B&B..unfortunately between that and the drinks bill..we ran out of money for food.
I limped back into the parental home on the Monday morning, ready to eat a scabby-heided wean and several of its siblings.
And my leg never did mend properly.

Have you ever compained about food in a restaurant and returned your meal (I did..and stupidly stayed on for pudding..I swear they spat in it)

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@Sgt Pepper wrote:

Skittles.

Hyperglycaemia

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@sir Actor wrote:

@esmeralda wrote:

You can all get to minsk if ya think I’m spending time I can’t spare and energy I don’t have on doing charts for y’all. Sod that for a game of cowboys and injuns. :wink:

:roll: blah blah blah.

Meaning? :twisted:

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The Strawbs – Benedictus

The wanderer has far to go
Humble must he constant be
Where the paths of wisdom lead
Distant is the shadow of the setting sun

Bless the daytime
Bless the night
Bless the sun which gives us light
Bless the thunder
Bless the rain
Bless all those who cause us pain

Yellow stars may guide the way
All diversions lead astray
While his resolution holds
Fortune and good will will surely follow him

Bless the free man
Bless the slave
Bless the hero in his grave
Bless the soldier
Bless the saint
Bless all those whose hearts grow faint

Bless the daytime
Bless the night
Bless the sun which gives us light
Bless the thunder
Bless the rain
Bless all those who cause us pain

Bless the free man
Bless the slave
Bless the hero in his grave
Bless the soldier
Bless the saint
Bless all those whose hearts grow faint

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@wildwolf nw wrote:

i wouldent be surprised to see a prime minister of pakistani ethnic background before long.

Blimey..I didn’t realise that Pervez Musharraf was looking for a gig over here. :wink:

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@pete wrote:

Ok im diggin meself a hole i know but i hate the rollin eyes emoticon :?

Yeah well to be honest I probably tend to use it in the wrong context..sorta pondering..I’m not entirely sure what it is supposed to represent.
Say Lavvy :roll: :roll: :roll:

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