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@*Sian wrote:

Haha! Love it. Dirth Catholics priests Urgh! :lol:

Actually, seducing a Priest is a notion to which I’m exceedingly partial. :wink:

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Okay, if grappled into a headlock and threatened with Take That’s Greatest Hit (singular) on a neverending loop..then I would be forced to admit to Howard being relatively easy on the eye..

..that’s relative compared to a bull walrus :twisted:

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@sir Actor wrote:

@esmeralda wrote:

All well and good, but the sun signs are only part of the whole; the ascendant, moon, mercury, and a plethora of other planetary factors come into play. Compatability based on sun signs alone is entirely misleading.

It’s great to have an expert onboard.
The floor is yours luv. :wink:

If by expert, you mean someone who studied first Astronomy and then Astrology from childhood and who draws up natal charts for friends and family, and with an extensive library on the subject from people who know a deal more about it than me…then yes I suppose I am.
:wink:

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@*Sian wrote:

I am virgo, virgo rising 8)

What about your moon, venus, mars, mercury, midheaven, jupiter, saturn, chiron, uranus, neptune, pluto, orcus, ixion, varuna, draco, sedna, lilith and persephone for example? :lol:

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@sir Actor wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

I’m Aries
Would I be compatible ???

(with Sian I mean)

You’d be more compatible with LEO and SAGITTARIUS Di.

ARIES, LEO and SAGITTARIUS are the Fire signs. Though they sparkle in different ways, they are all passionate, and restless. Don’t look here for a quiet life. Be ready for a temper that flares up at the slightest provocation but then rapidly burns out. Be ready too, to face irrepressible ambition. Fire fancies itself as invincible. Though it is always hungry and in a hurry, it thinks that sooner or later, it can wear down the most resistant material and make it come ablaze. If a Fire sign person wants you as a partner, you’ll find it hard to damp down their enthusiasm. Saying no will merely make you seem like more of a challenge. If you really don’t want the heat, keep well away from the kitchen. But some like it hot… and those who do are right in their element here.

Sian would suit a TAURUS or a CAPRICORN

TAURUS, VIRGO and CAPRICORN are the Earth signs. They are solid and strong. Or so, at least, they seem. Think though, of soil and the way it surges with invisible, life-giving energy. Or consider a tree. Though very much ‘of the earth’ it is constantly in a state of change. It adapts to the seasons and never stops growing. Earth sign people, despite their image of implacability, are sensitive, sensual and subject to slow but steady change. They possess enormous power and love to put this to a fruitful use. The further into the earth you dig, the more hidden treasure you find. If you seek depth and meaning, an Earth sign person is your ideal companion. Likewise, if you want loyalty, dedication and integrity. If though, you thrive on drama, adventure or debate, you may prefer someone with whom the ground rules are less clearly defined.

All well and good, but the sun signs are only part of the whole; the ascendant, moon, mercury, and a plethora of other planetary factors come into play. Compatability based on sun signs alone is entirely misleading.

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@*Sian wrote:

Donkey punch is a slang term for an apocryphal and potentially lethal[1] sexual practice supposedly performed during anal sex. The purported practice involves the penetrating partner punching the receiving partner in the back of the head or neck (what is known in boxing as a rabbit punch, after a technique to kill rabbits) allegedly causing the receiving partner’s anal passage to tense up and increase the pleasure of the penetrating partner :lol:

Ok well its not quite a sex poistion, but its like the Dirty Sanchez, the Hot Lunch, etc. I find this pretty funny. Its called “The Abe Lincoln”.

1. Before the act, shave your pubes into a plastic bag. Keep them close for later use.

2. When you are about to blow the love syrup, turn her around and aim for the face. The jaw area is best.

3. Next, proceed to smear the man chowder around the face in the shape of a beard.

4. Open the pubes and begin throwing them at her now sticky love beard.

5. You have now completed the Abe Lincoln.
:? :lol:

Nah..you forgot the Top Hat for Abe, babe! :o

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Perfume…ESTEE LAUDER YOUTH DEW

Flower…FOXGLOVE

Item of clothing…ANTIQUE LACE PETTICOAT

Colour…FROM AMETHYST TO DEEP AND DEEPER BLUE

Cheese…CABOC DOUBLE CREAM VEGETARIAN CHEESE

Fruit…ORANGES AND LEMONS

Male singer….RICHARD TAUBER

Female Singer….STEVIE NICKS

Flavour of crisps…TOMATO SAUCE

Sex Position…HMM..IT’S A TOSS UP BETWEEN THE DONKEY PUNCH AND THE ABE LINCOLN :-

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@woohoo wrote:

Not being ill anymore.. I feel so much better.. 8)

That’s good to know. Just don’t overdo things on the boards..too much excitement can set you back y’know. :wink:

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Lovely garden, Cath. :P

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@*Sian wrote:

@sir Actor wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

What bit I have seen… well… ermm all I can say is what a shonk of shyte!

TV isn’t the same these days as it used to be.
Today it’s all about celebrities and what can be done with them in a TV format.

Every conceivable idea whether it be dancing. singing playing football has found its way onto the screen.
I even find myself trying to think of a new ideas for a show.
The best I can come up with is celebrity shagging. :shock:

That’d be good unless it was Keith Chegwin and Barbara Windsor doing the shagging

Can you remember the show that Keith Chegwin presented in the buff? :lol:

I’ve tried to blot it from my memory, Sian, so thanks for reviving the ghastly imagery of Cheggers genitalia..like a ickle slug with earmuffs! :shock:

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