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@rainbowbrite wrote:

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-&-technology/carnage-as-facebook-moves-everything-slightly-to-the-left-200809121250/

:D

Damn it, Rainny..I thought you were announcing the start of Facebook turning Trotsky! :twisted:

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I have on occasion watched CDWM with a sense of disbelief at the disorganisation and idiocy of the participants..particularly those who claim they’ve never made a certain dish before..start preparing it with half an hour before guests arrive..then wonder why it goes tits up in the oven to to end up looking like a home abortion on a plate.
Then the fannybaws that discover they don’t have the essential ingredients for their concoctions (despite being filmed noncing around their local delicatessens pretending to be on first name terms with the proprieters who look on dazed as the eejits fondle their Bolivian salamis and Kosher falafels) omitting the lemons for the lemon-meringue pie..or the chicken for the coq -au-vin.
Bloody morons..even I could whack off a better dinner than most of them..and MY specialities usually arrive in one pot (hate washing dishes) with a cat clinging to it. :roll:

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The incredible musicianship of..

Stevie Ray Vaughan and Jeff Healey – Look at Little Sister

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Neither..it’s a flock and not a herd.

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REALISTIC FRIDGE MAGNET STOPS MICE FROM STEALING CHEESE

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DOLLY’S CLONE DIDN’T TURN OUT QUITE AS EXPECTED!

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@*Dawny* wrote:

*wonders why her legs are jiggling* :-s

Steady on, Dawny..we don’t want you doing yaself another injury. Toe wiggling is permitted however! :wink:

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@pete wrote:

Falling Off a Cliff by Eileen Dover

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THANK YOU PETER MY SWEET!

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@sharongooner wrote:

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 600 employees and has the following employee statistics?

29 have been accused of spouse abuse.

7 have been arrested for fraud.

9 have been accused of writing bad cheques.

17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses.

3 have done time for assault.

71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit.

14 have been arrested on drug-related charges.

8 have been arrested for shoplifting.

21 are currently defendants in lawsuits.

84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year.

[263 out of 635] WHICH ORGANISATION IS THIS ?
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I thought this was referring children’s CBeebies Presenters :roll:

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