[Esmeralda]

Ha ha ha, fasty…nice one!

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@rubyred wrote:

@*Dawny* wrote:

*Wonders where Runy’s gonna shove the washing machine and tumble dryer*

what about Clive?

“runys” bowels are now emptied thanks to the crystals :) and dont worry bout my texhnique,,i get esme to pretend to faint ,and i walk in all official with me clipboard, thats really my lucky bingo board, simply bark a few orders to “attend to the fainting lady” and say im removing damaged stock.. By the time esme is fluttering her eyelashes and over acting ( again) ..im half way doon the road pushing the buggers into a passing van.

Over acting? Overrrrrrrr Actingggggg?Acting Overrrrleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
*Staggers..swoons with delicate little hand to pale brow* I will have you know I was big in Gulliver’s Travels..The Panto.
Which was a f**ker as I was supposed to be one of the ickle Lilliputians. :roll:

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@rubyred wrote:

@esmeralda wrote:

Then there wiz the great Proclaimers Menage A Quatre scandal..

..you thought you were shagging Craig..I thought I was shagging Charlie..but it turned oot we were BAITH shagging Craig..and Charlie stormed off in a huff..declared he wiz going solo and now appears as..

The Proclaimer..

“And I will walk two hundred and fifty miles……”

oh my god,, i near died laughing ,, but its a sore point .. :( he used to climb into my bunk,with his boaby still clammy and reeking of your perfume,, coty L’aimant !

p.s did the compound w work ?

It must have done..coz I rubbed it on Charlie’s napper..and he disappeared..

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Then there wiz the great Proclaimers Menage A Quatre scandal..

..you thought you were shagging Craig..I thought I was shagging Charlie..but it turned oot we were BAITH shagging Craig..and Charlie stormed off in a huff..declared he wiz going solo and now appears as..

The Proclaimer..

“And I will walk two hundred and fifty miles……”

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@rubyred wrote:

on a rare night out with the swiss army blokeys.

Oh the memories..the pair o’ us topping the Bill at Ayr Paladium with such hits as
‘Donald whaur’s Yer Troosers?’ ‘Donald put that Away’ and always bringing the house down with ‘Donald If Ye Do That One Mair Time We’re Calling The Polis!’

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@rubyred wrote:

gies a wee feelie o yer falafels.. i know Esme , but thats what makes it so damm watchable LOL. IF they got it right , we would turn off as it would become another cookery programme. I like to see the bragging numpties fall as flat as their souffles :) but then im wicked like that! :twisted:

Oh aye..I love all the snidey asides and bit/chy put-downs, and wait longingly for the day when one of them goes ape-sh/it with a steak knife and runs amok, decpitating the host before commiting hari kari in the middle of the creme brulee with raspberry coulis.
Now THAT’S what I call fine dining!

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@rubyred wrote:

@esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

cheers wilma

now we will argue who is left and who is write ( sic) :)

thats shazza in the middle looking like a right knob .

Technically..that penis should have been surgically removed and a designer vagina sculpted outta the remaining bit..so we could be a pair o’ fannybaws!! :P

och im sure we could do as good with a rusty stanley knife Essers ! Oh as it happens i managed 3 swiss army knifes doon my breeks at the barra’s the other week,

There’s a coincidence..I had three Swiss army sergeants doon mine! :wink:

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@rubyred wrote:

cheers wilma

now we will argue who is left and who is write ( sic) :)

thats shazza in the middle looking like a right knob .

Technically..that penis should have been surgically removed and a designer vagina sculpted outta the remaining bit..so we could be a pair o’ fannybaws!! :P

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@lil fek wrote:

I see Pete has skipped the question again.

I think men and women should rule equally. They might balance things out a little better.

Do you notice a lot more cigarette butts on the ground now?

I don’t know because I don’t look..my head is always in the clouds..

I f you could vote in the American election, would you go for the Obama/Biden ticket or McCain/Palin ?

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I couldn’t work that^ out even WITH a calculator. Me and numbers don’t equate. :roll:

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