[Esmeralda]

@stephen1 wrote:

Eye-racki!

Isn’t that a euphemism for boob-watching?

Only in your mind, Stephen..
*lifts up vest to give him a biiiiiiig surprise* :lol:

[Esmeralda]

I can think of nothing worse than selecting a holiday based purely on its facility for cremating your sweaty personage before you drag it’s scorched mass down the steps at the airport to your hotel from where you spend the following two weeks with your lungs attached to the air conditioning.
Having travelled pretty extensively, I still reckon there’s no place like home. but then I live in God’s own country.

[Esmeralda]

@sir Actor wrote:

The one in Iraq and Afghanistan is costing the Americans $350,000,000 per DAY!!
The one in the Spit The Dummy forum between sword and his latest foe is only costing 55p a day.

So why couldn’t the yanks just wage the war on a message board?
It’d work out a lot cheaper….

Because..
A) They can’t spell..
and..
B) They can’t translate their misspellings into Eye-racki! :roll:

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@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

Ok we all know people love poping there pictures on the site boards.
But its time to take this to the next stage.

What…like adding a few Cardinals as well..

POPE BENEDICT XV1

[Esmeralda]

@stephen1 wrote:

@esmeralda wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@stephen1 wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

och wheest ! ..

I thought you were saying…”mmm, yummy, give me kiss.”

Imagine my disappointment to find out you were telling me to shut my pie hole. :evil:

no i didnt !! i was speaking to myself :) as i oft do.

now gissa kiss…. xx

And there was me thinking I was promised first snog, Stephen. You’re nothing but a cad. sir! :twisted:

:oops:

4 U

Hmm..I shall expect substantially more appeasing than THAT, mister!!! [-(

[Esmeralda]

@sharongooner wrote:

gonna go docs monday…. I think it is an abscess as my glands are now all up and sore and I cant eat…. oh well gonna have to be a liquid diet lol.

I nearly fainted early on… wierd or what?

Shazza..get yourself off to A&E and save the agony of another couple of days..and the possibility of it getting into your bloodstream!

[Esmeralda]

@rubyred wrote:

hoy buggerlugs, get aff my man :)

Och…okay..but only coz ye asked me nicely..

..and slipped me a tenner.. :twisted:

[Esmeralda]

@rubyred wrote:

@stephen1 wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

och wheest ! ..

I thought you were saying…”mmm, yummy, give me kiss.”

Imagine my disappointment to find out you were telling me to shut my pie hole. :evil:

no i didnt !! i was speaking to myself :) as i oft do.

now gissa kiss…. xx

And there was me thinking I was promised first snog, Stephen. You’re nothing but a cad. sir! :twisted:

[Esmeralda]

A blustery. puff-cloud of a day in the West Of Scotland, interspersed with shimmering orange-slices of sunlight.
We live near a river, and once again are glad to be sited near the top of a hill with regards to flooding; but our nearest town is a martyr to it.

[Esmeralda]

As a good Scot..ma favourite wiz ‘Hey Mcleod get affa ma ewe’ snork!

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