eve

in a whiskey bottle

such a confused fish!

swimming the wrong way

@A.Groanup wrote:

@eve wrote:

I defy anyone to try mine :D

Wouldn’t dare Vee !! :lol:

” V” :D

I defy anyone to try mine :D

Life may be like a bowl of cherries but even cherries have stones.

The light came on!

Loved it :)

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@pepsi wrote:

In ancient Rome, when a man testified in court he would swear on his testicles

:shock:

. . . . and “boIIocks” has been a swear-word ever since . . . .

Well a lot of men do think with them :D

a non white slushy

Bill Clinton was a “Friend of Dorothy”??????????????? :shock:

a white, white thing

soft bits. Thereupon he

@sceptical guy wrote:

well, ain’t we all different in our sense of humour??

One from the Troubles –

An IRA man turns up the Pearly Gates.

St Peter looks at him in horror. “I’m very sorry, but we will not allow terrorists in here!”

The IRA man looks suprised – “oh no, you’ve got me wrong. I’m not trying to get in. I’m just giving the message…

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in my shower cubicle!

Thanks Lucy :)

Thank u to all who wished me well.

Chameleon, if u ever grow up let me know.

I have been away for about 12 weeks due to illness. I come back on and find that Chameleon is still behaving like an idiot.

Dipped in melted choccy

oxo with super noodles