fastcars

@PATS wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

Your forgot your dogs “all time” favourite thing. Licking his own genitals… 8)

not if ur a bulldog. 8)

Your dog wouldnt know a genital if it slapped him in the face .. :lol:

Oh…. almost forgot….. word of day…

BALCONY………. 8)

@Oss wrote:

This is Ian Beale

This is me

Is there any similarity :evil:

Its only when u put the two pics together u can really see the similarity…. :- :lol:

@PATS wrote:

@sunny wrote:

He looks more like ian than ian does himself lol ……………………Both as ugly as f00k

My word today is HORNY f00k me duno if its the weather or what but im throbbing like biatch :lol: :lol:

*looks round for allie or bunny =P~ *

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: funny u shud say that…

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Your forgot your dogs “all time” favourite thing. Licking his own genitals… 8)

You reek of jealousy succubus.

SUCCUBUS

1. a demon in female form, said to have sexual intercourse with men in their sleep.
2. any demon or evil spirit.
3. a strumpet or prostitute.

Says it all really doesnt it….

Any team that can score 7 goals in the Championship League semi final should be applauded. And if you can take out a few of their fans at the same time……. even better.. :twisted:

Peoples bodies can be improved by keep them in good condition. Not by painting on them… 8)

NOTTINGHAM….. 8)

@femme 58 wrote:

Vintery, mintery, cutery, corn,
Apple seed and apple thorn;
Wire, briar, limber lock,
Three geese in a flock.
One flew east,
And one flew west,
And one flew over the cuckoo’s nest.

I bet in one week, I can put a bug so far up her ass, she don’t know whether to s–t or wind her wr istw atch.

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@Oss wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

Millmoor is Yorkshire’s high security mental institution by the way. A bit like “One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest” only with flat caps… :lol:

u can fget cummin to visit us now. :evil:

Thing is does it have Pat flaps :twisted:

Pats is in charge of the half time space cakes… 8)

@PATS wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

Millmoor is Yorkshire’s high security mental institution by the way. A bit like “One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest” only with flat caps… :lol:

u can fget cummin to visit us now. :evil:

It wasnt you that invited me though…. :wink: 8)

Millmoor is Yorkshire’s high security mental institution by the way. A bit like “One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest” only with flat caps… :lol:

Never mind suns…. theres plenty of other teams within easy travelling distance you can support. You really dont have to put yourself through this week after week, year after year you know… :-

My god…. :shock: :shock: :shock: we’ve now got a German in hiding…. :shock: batten down the hatches… get in extra supplies… history has taught us these Germans can be fiesty little bu*ggers…… :twisted:

@Oss wrote:

Pmslll is it no wonder they don’t post, they join, pop into here and see posts like this lol.

They are afraid to say anything incase we give them a public beating :lol: :lol:

This is no laughing matter Private Oss…. we might be needing you back in this country sooner than you think… :wink:

Why get it done on your breast… get it done on your forehead and look a proper tit… :D

@Oss wrote:

@tiggy wrote:

Getting back from my driving lesson in one piece :D [-o<

How many pieces was the instructor in :lol: :lol:

Med me laff that…. :lol:

UNFIT… :oops: