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So back on topic. Who actually found Actors video remotely funny?

The tortoise and the hare springs to mind. Watch your backs… :wink:

Try licking my ar*se and a swift elbow in the gob may have to be administered. =;

And so you should actor. Its disgraceful how you have been denied the privilege of joining such an esteem group with the likes of Geoff and Anita.

How can actor be a serious contender for dummy spitter of the year if the site authorities see fit to delete his most prominent rants? :roll:

Be prepared for a “very” long wait. The amount of people who book these things far outweighs the amount of suitable flying days.

It makes you wonder what he was really searching for when he stumbled across that little “gem”.

You sure spat that dummy out a long way. What did you say about there being more serious things in the world than the JC message board?

@ForumHostPB wrote:

A loser might enjoy this thread, but for an Aardvark, its no substitute for scoffing ants.

….and the next word is: “flatulence”

I need to fart.

Next word….. meatballs.

I wasted 1 minute 34 seconds before clicking it off.
I rarely click other peoples links. From now on it will become even rarer.
If thats your first breakthrough into acting then dont give up your day job.

We sure hope you do.

Have a nice day :D

@lil fek wrote:

I hope you do Hood…tis only my bro holding me back!

Dunno why…. but that post has had me laughing for a good ten mins now.

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Safe European Home

The Clash

He will probably sign for Holland though. He hardly speaks any English lol

Theres nothing more satisfying then being a parent watching your kid play football plus the two nights a week training. I’m manager of a team of 8 year olds. Biggest bunch of repubates you have ever met in your life but I love each and every one of em. We just came second in the league to everybodys suprise at the club.
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Anyone with half a brain knows that Chelsea were just bit actors before the Russian injection of money. Which leaves me wondering. How much less than half a brain do you have?

Are you sure it didnt have rabies?

@Sword wrote:

@Matty wrote:

i think uniteds money has come from success rather then a billion aire owner

I like you Matt, but like young Roberts you have no idea.

Careful Matty, you are in danger of receiving a PM warning you of your conduct. Or in laymans terms… for disagreeing with the almighty one.

The world is full of hamburgers.
Ten a penny and plentiful…………….. ….. but “never” truly satisfying.
If you ever get the chance to sink your teeth into a best of breed steak then “dont” open your mouth again until you are forced to.

After that you will just die of hunger.

Slowly

I bid you goodnight.
Maybe farewell.
But whatever the outcome.
A steak can “never” be replaced by a hamburger.