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Dresdon Dolls

A quote for a new balcony door….. :shock: :shock: :shock:

special…. 8)

Who needs enemies with friends like sunny…. :shock:

8)

A goal to savour…

and the pi*ss-up afterwards wasnt bad either… :P

The best comedians never tell the same joke twice.

:lol: O:) :-

If Boris is so keen to govern then let him practice somewhere not so important first. Like the Isle of White for example. Or Scotland even. Giving him the controls to one of the most important cities in the world may at first be comical but once London becomes the laughing stock of the planet you may wish you had voted differently.

Do you have difficulty reading plain English?

I see the JC drunk has been in for his Friday night rant.

Walkaway

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@Bat wrote:

My new washing machine FINALLY turned up!! So I,ve been busy getting used to it this morning. :D

Spit the dummy is three forums down…. and the tech forum is just above that once you’ve finished swearing… :mrgreen:

Rejection can be so painful.

I was in Birmingham a few weeks back to watch a football game. I asked the way to the Stadium and was told to follow the crowd.

I ended up in Asdas…. :?

If a seal gets shot through the head with a bullet would it feel less pain than if it was twated over the head with a baseball bat :?:

I miss Asda’s.. :(

@minim wrote:

Oh and I forgot to mention last night Pats…Kevin/Dagger/ROTT is not my boyfriend. In fact he dumped me months ago after we had a blazing row in a cocktail bar in Camden.

I wouldnt say that to loud. You could be liable for a very large insurance bill.

And you know what the funniest thing of all is Geoffrey. From day one you havent had a bloody clue about what any of this is about… but you keep butting in… yap yap yap.. running round nipping peoples ankles… thinking you’re onto something when in fact all you do is just keep us entertained by your ignorance. And you claim Ugo is thick lol

@Sword wrote:

Bless him.

You’re right mims… on and on and on, infinitum, because Patricia and Pauly are such good eggs.

Right on cue…. that little yapping Yorkshire terrier again.