fastcars

@Sword wrote:

Ah, do we have an ‘Alterior Motive’ forum, I feel Andrew will be in his element. Nice story though… have you read this one?

Scenario:
The corner shop where Andrew goes to buy his morning paper

Shopkeeper: Good morning Andrew
Andrew: Why are you calling me Andrew? You aren’t my friend!
Shopkeeper: But I have seen you every…

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@PATS wrote:

@colkaz wrote:

Shell i just delete all them hocky cokey things ????? was the last thing sunny wrote.
Did the Trojan wipe him out or has he reformatted and he will be me telling shortly “Fook right off you pi.ss pulling fooker and take your head for a dump!”
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

sunny is female. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:…

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@Anita Gofradump wrote:

Zzzzz boring old grey haired tw.at at it again :roll:

A perfect example of what I mean. Two young half naked boys as his siggy and that anger seething like a pressure cooker

Anita only went in to get his king throb sorted out and came out a raving tranny with a bowel problem. No wonder he has got so much pent-up anger. People should be warned that these kind of ops are not always a success.

@nero wrote:

its certainly not the bald ugly one of indeterminate gender thanks :lol: :lol:

:lol:

@sharongooner wrote:

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

Hot Chocolate in yer hat and punch it Johnboy

I’ll do that as and when I want to – not cos someone else wants me to :lol:

Right Now – Fort Minor

:) Im watching sex change ops on the telly… .no music tonight. 8)

Seen any JC regs yet?

Special

Black Tie, White Noise (album)

Bowie

Sometimes its difficult to tell if its Metallica you have got the hots for or Ugo.

@sarah_1 wrote:

Well there you go I rest my bliddy case !!!!!!!! WHOOOOOSH
I can’t really really believe Pats & gooner commented on my last post

Humour wasted on you lot … Ffs WE KNOW Fast is a dutch man that was the whole point of my comment –

Please don’t give up the boards you’ll be eaten alive in the rooms coz there is some nasty bastads…

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@Smiley wrote:

@Bat wrote:

@Smiley wrote:

Oh dear. So now not only is he sueing the admins, I’m getting sued now, too! My, my. Stop phoning little girls up please. It offends me!

Oh are we still being sued then? This is all getting terribly exciting isn,t it?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

..The…

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@PATS wrote:

secret garden

bruce springsteen

:wink:

Lorraine

Bad Manners

@sharongooner wrote:

@lancsman48 wrote:

What can’t speak can’t tell truth Shazza.

what…. all your lays are dead? :shock:

:lol:

@sharongooner wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

iVE AD A GOOD FAY….. FIMME A BREAK FFS 1

get to bed pml. ik hou van jou. :wink:

I’ll give you a break Fasty. Where do you want it? :lol: :wink:

I love youooooooo your my bestest mateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :lol:

hIC…. i LUVS U ALL…. :D 8-[ :-… hIC

iVE AD A GOOD FAY….. FIMME A BREAK FFS 1

Tell frassa wot alasf fooking fat fartin fulldog u got now fats… show ot1 U WUD BE BETTA OFF HIDIN FIT LOL

@PATS wrote:

runken flob………..

sumone i know is pi/ssed. lmaooooooooooooooo. 8)

dont take advrntage of my prewant conoditin u giy *hic*

Curtain Call

The Damned

20mins of pure genius