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    fastcars replied to the topic What music are you listening to??? in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 3 months ago

    Tin Soldiers

    S.L.F

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    fastcars replied to the topic Rainbowbrite`s got a thing for me in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 3 months ago

    @ugo wrote:

    @ForumHostPB wrote:

    @Matty wrote:

    i’m she would love to give everything up for you ugo

    I’m sure she would ….. but it might be a long wait until Ugo’s current girlfriend gets a puncture.

    £99.00 you can whip her n all sorts & she wont pop :D :D :D

    Not even if u stick your little prick in her… :?:

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    fastcars replied to the topic 10 types of Men to avoid in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 3 months ago

    @PATS wrote:

    no.4 rings a bell.

    The Hunchback of Notre Dame rang bells. Orrible little bugger he was. Best avoided at all cost.. 8)

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    fastcars replied to the topic Rainbowbrite`s got a thing for me in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 3 months ago

    @ForumHostPB wrote:

    @Matty wrote:

    i’m she would love to give everything up for you ugo

    I’m sure she would ….. but it might be a long wait until Ugo’s current girlfriend gets a puncture.

    Just spat my dinner over my keyboard then u tw*at… :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    fastcars replied to the topic Has somebody been deleting posts? in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 3 months ago

    I’ve deleted a few of Ugo’s…. but only to stop people leaving in droves through boredom.

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    fastcars replied to the topic X Factors back in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 3 months ago

    With living on this side of the water I never got to see any of the X Factor. I did happen to watch the video that Pats posted of this Rydian geezer.

    FREAKY!!! :shock:

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    fastcars replied to the topic Christmas Lunch – an easy to prepare meal. in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 3 months ago

    I imagine that plenty of blokes would just love to eat more pussy if only you women werent so protective of them.

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    fastcars replied to the topic The Xmas Factor! in the board Chat forum three boards 18 years, 3 months ago

    I’ve never quite seen the conection between this record and Christmas. It should be enjoyed all year round.

    Including anniversaries of course… :wink: 8)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H0ZXCWZmqk

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    fastcars replied to the topic Christmas Lunch – an easy to prepare meal. in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 3 months ago

    So its perfectly exceptable to slit a turkeys throat, hang it by its legs to allow the blood to drain out, rip all its feathers out.. stuff it, truss it, sling it in a red hot oven and then all sit around the table and watch while the head of the house-hold sticks a knife in and slices it to pieces.

    But if anyone dares even “mention” cats in the…[Read more]

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    fastcars replied to the topic Quick Hangover Cures in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 3 months ago

    Joins the queue :-… :-…

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    fastcars replied to the topic Christmas Lunch – an easy to prepare meal. in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 3 months ago

    Can I have a leg? :D

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    fastcars replied to the topic history in the board Chat forum three boards 18 years, 4 months ago

    @groucho wrote:

    its that time again time for cheers and laffter i find it therefore polite to mention a few gags coz as many of u know one is quite a witty oneself, one will begin:
    i was playing piggyback with my daughter and i fell off
    why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? coz it said concerntrate on the carton
    france has got a terrible…

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    fastcars replied to the topic Leeds point deduction in the board The locker room 18 years, 4 months ago

    Leeds 4 Huddersfield 0

    A crowd of 32,501. The highest attendance at this level for 28 years.

    The only way is up.

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    fastcars replied to the topic What kind of xmas tree do you have in the board Polls 18 years, 4 months ago

    :lol:

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    fastcars replied to the topic Just Chats biggest baby. in the board Polls 18 years, 4 months ago

    Who’s going to win this prestigeous award. Anita on the left or DOA on the right. Keep those votes flowing in.

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    fastcars replied to the topic Just Chats biggest baby. in the board Polls 18 years, 4 months ago

    Looks like Anita is just edging it… :D

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    fastcars replied to the topic bad manners in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 4 months ago

    Anita’s more Ugo’s type. He could cure his/her constipation problem at the same time… :wink:

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    fastcars replied to the topic bad manners in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 4 months ago

    @ugo wrote:

    @Miss Minx wrote:

    Anyone care to explain what this thread is about then?

    Just doa havin his usual tantrum !!! But as your new , I will take time out to explain .

    You see doa ( Dumb oversized Arsehole ) is a little ginger haired guy with specs & freckles who sits at his keyboard threatening folk cos he thinks it makes him look hard…

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    fastcars replied to the topic Happy Xmas Everyone… in the board Off topic chat 18 years, 4 months ago

    @ugo wrote:

    @sharongooner wrote:

    @ugo wrote:

    @sharongooner wrote:

    Happy xmas from me and all my alias’s :wink:

    Merry X-mas Shazzer & Dave Too…….. :D

    From me “n” Kat .[/b]

    Kat…. you got to get her to join here Ugo….

    No Chance , one learns from ones mistakes , last one f00ked up cos of ere , the less she knows of what i get up to on ere the…

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    fastcars replied to the topic media player…grrrr in the board Technical Q&A 18 years, 4 months ago

    It is never wise to move music from one file to another once you have added it to media player. Purely and simply because media player cant then find the source when it wants to play the record (as it states in the warning you receive). If, as in your case, you find that you have to move your music then it is simply a case of reloading it all back…[Read more]

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