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@fastcars wrote:

@PATS wrote:

we are closed on wednesdays. :D :D :D

Except for invited guests of course…. :wink:

:wink: goes wivout sayin babes.

@fastcars wrote:

is still under reprimand

:shock: [-( O:)

@fastcars wrote:

Realising i’ve been watering a dead plant for the last six months… :evil:

:evil:

@fastcars wrote:

@ugo wrote:

BLOCKED

fastcars :twisted:

:twisted: Im off to work shortly m8. Will unblock u tonite if your good.. :wink: :lol:

better sign out now then as me dont do good pmsll :lol:

@fastcars wrote:

Being an egg in someones basket.

ffs mate how many times dont put em all in one basket :lol: :lol: :lol:

Are you bk in Fast`s -ville or still in ugo land ? :wink:

@fastcars wrote:

Your startin to sound like an old woman James

yeah sorry ffs someone slap me!!

@fastcars wrote:

Why do supermarkets wrap cucumbers in clingfilm… :?

so you dont impregnated with baby gherkins :roll:

@PATS wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

@PATS wrote:

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@flippin’ crazy wrote:

:D luverly lass, but hubby wants to know where the pic of yer aris went??!!

I got it……. :wink:

:D :D :D wiv fasts permission i;ll re post it fa u flippin. pml. :wink:

:evil: :evil: :evil: [-X

:D :D :D awww go on fasty.lemme. 8)

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@fastcars wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

@flippin’ crazy wrote:

:D luverly lass, but hubby wants to know where the pic of yer aris went??!!

I got it……. :wink:

:D :D :D wiv fasts permission i;ll re post it fa u flippin. pml. :wink:

:evil: :evil: :evil: [-X

:D :D :D awww go on fasty.lemme. 8)

@PATS wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

@flippin’ crazy wrote:

:D luverly lass, but hubby wants to know where the pic of yer aris went??!!

I got it……. :wink:

:D :D :D wiv fasts permission i;ll re post it fa u flippin. pml. :wink:

:evil: :evil: :evil: [-X

@PATS wrote:

@Gyps wrote:

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@fastcars wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

A miss sent text…. :lol: :lol: :lol: 8) :wink:

:D :D :D :D heheeeeeeee..sumone is gonna be soooooo embaressed wen they find out. :- O:)

We could earn a lot of money from this… :- :- :- O:)

:P :P :P i intend to mek em squirm first. pml. 8) 8)

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@fastcars wrote:

GM gets a 5 till i find out if he/she is male or female.. 8)

Fastcars gets 2 and a half, and put on GM’s bootlist :wink:

ChatGuideGM.xxx.

@PATS wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

I may be in Italy right now, but I have got my eye on you lot …….. and I shall be bringing some horses heads back with me !!!

I thought u got booted for not payin ur tenner…. :lol:

:- i thort the old git ad bin put out to pasture. :evil:

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@fastcars wrote:

Theve all gone to Dawnys wedding…. or JMC’s birthday party… :-k

My money’s on Dawnys wedding… :lol:

:D I heard the bookies stopped taking bets on this one Fast!

@GM wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

I agree with GM. This has been a fantastically funny and compelling story from begining to end and whether you believed PM or not, we have all participated in one way or another.

One point of note…. it just goes to prove we dont need to be slagging each other off to drag in the punters… :- Lets hope that sends a…

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@sunny wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

@sunny wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

FFS!!!!…. we are being attacked from all sides ere and all u lot can think about is SEX!!!!

And you point is ugs ??????????

Get on the door where u belong suns…. we ave to hold em back… :evil:

picks ugs up and uses him a a battering ram :twisted:

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@fastcars wrote:

@crazy chick wrote:

:D :D :D hope someone’s gotta a portable loo, :shock: :lol:
just incase they lock the doors on jc ones :D lmfaooo

:D/ :D/ :D/ :D/ :D/ :D/ :D/ :D/

We can use PB’s hat and Tommy’s docs….. :lol:

depends how big PB’s head is , n how big Tommys feet are? :-k :lol:

@fastcars wrote:

Dont forget to bring the “Fosters” Kanga…. :wink:

I prefer VB (Victorian Bitter) actually but I’ll bring a case of Fosters for u 8) And a bottle of Passion Pop (cheap sh*t) each for Sianny and Pats :D

Everyone else can buy their own, I’m not made of money :roll:

@fastcars wrote:

Ok assignments

Rubyred…. u supply the music

Mary J…… weed, tobacco and rollups

Crazy chick….. Tutus for the mud wrestling competitions

Gypo……. Southern Comfort and any other spirits u can think of

Jigsy……. u can bring the humour

Lambrini Girl….. a bit of French cuisine wudnt go a miss plus a few crossword…

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@fastcars wrote:

I hit on a cunning plan…….. :idea:

The guides want to lock us all out of this place as of Saturday unless we pay a yearly entrance fee!!!!!!

But they cant lock us out if we are all still “IN” can they… :?: :?: :?:

Get your sleeping bags….. enough tin food to last a year…. powdered milk…. and not forgetting an…

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