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@~Pebbles~ wrote:

omfg ewwww :-… ..i assume he had it on zoom

Yup…. he still couldnt find it…. :lol:

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@pats wrote:

twas of ugo playin wif his wijjy on cam..aparently he sent it me by mistake pebbs………… :roll:

Playing with it….. i thought he was looking for it.. :?

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@pats wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

Ross is the ugly one with the big conk isnt he? :-…

Gimme Joey anyday “Hey, how you doin?” 8)

nahhhhhhhhh.chandler………….sarcasm turns me on. :wink:

I’m gonna remember that… :P

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Just stating a fact…… night all.

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Anita will always be the biggest arse on these boards…. 8)

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A text message I (mistakenly) received from Ugo today…….

Yes mate. Can deliver 4 plans chests on Thurs. U can pay 360 pounds in cash upon delivery rather than using paypal. Whats your postcode for sat/nav? Cheers.

You will never know how close I was to sending you the postcode for Lands End Ugo… :lol: :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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The Cure

i’ve been looking so long at these pictures of
you that i almost belive that they’re real i’ve
been living so long with my pictures of you that
i almost believe that the pictures are all i can
feel

remembering you standing quiet in the rain as
i ran to your heart to be near and we kissed as
the sky fell in holding you close how i always
held close in your fear remembering you
running soft through the night you were bigger
and brighter than the snow and
screamed at the make-believe screamed at the
sky and you finally found all your courage to
let it all go

remembering you fallen into my arms crying
for the death of your heart you were stone
white so delicate lost in the cold you were
always so lost in the dark remembering you
how you used to be slow drowned you were
angels so much more than everything oh hold
for the last time then slip away quietly open
my eyes but i never see anything

if only i had thought of the right words i could
have hold on to your heart if only i’d thought of
the right words i wouldn’t be breaking apart all
my pictures of you

Looking So long at these pictures of you but i
never hold on to your heart looking so long for
the words to be true but always just breaking
apart my pictures of you

there was nothing in the world that i ever
wanted more than to feel you deep in my heart
there was nothing in the world that i ever
wanted more than to never feel the breaking
apart all my pictures of you

Does the missus know what you are up to after she has gone to bed Mr D.. :?:

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Morrissey

Trouble loves me
Trouble needs me
Two things
More than you do
Or would attempt to
So, console me
Otherwise, hold me
Just when it seems like
Everythings evened out
And the balance
Seems serene

Trouble loves me
Walks beside me
To chide me
Not to guide me
Its still much more
Than youll do
So, console me
Otherwise, hold me
Just when it seems like
Everythings evened out
And the balance seems serene
See the fool Ill be
Still running round
On the flesh rampage
Still running round

Ready with ready-wit
Still running round
On the flesh rampage
– at your age !
Go to soho, oh
Go to waste in
The wrong arms
Still running round
Trouble loves me
Seeks and finds me
To charlatanize me
Which is only
As it should be
Oh, please fulfill me
Otherwise, kill me

Show me a barrel and watch me scrape it
Faced with the music, as always Ill face it
In the half-light
So english, frowning
Then at midnight i
Cant get you out of my head
A disenchanted taste
Still running round
A disenchanted taste
Still running round

How Sweet…. :lol:

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@ugo wrote:

WOW , GOSH , Yes The Texts !!!

I Texted fastcars yesterday telling him about the email , he said he knows nothing of this ” Jack Smith ” But its strange how the gay guy mentioned both fastcars & Pats in the email innit !!!,

The texts that Pats is referring to are the ones some months ago when your minuscule brain had come to the conclusion that I was actually Martin…. the owner of this site. You text me to ask if you had finally sussed me out and me being me 8) confirmed that you had. I congratulated you for your detective work and confirmed that I actually WAS Martin and just used the name fastcars as a wind up. O:) O:) This all happened around the time of the new software being installed at JC. You text me a couple of times after (calling me Martin :lol: ) asking me for advice as you were having trouble logging onto the message boards and would I look into the problem for you. I of course sent you the advice back you were asking for (although it was completely useless advice :lol: ) and signed my texts back to you as Martin.. O:) O:) O:) All hilariously funny at the time to the people who were in on it. As for this latest scam though. I completely deny it has anything to do with me….. but I take my hat off to the person who concocted the idea and feel free to carry on using both mine or Pats name to hide your own part in this. Both myself and Pats have plenty of experience of people using our names to stir trouble with others. Dont we Dagger… :wink: .

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