Matty was shagging this bloke behind his wifes back and made the mistake of mentioning it on these boards. Ugo got wind of it and managed to google the blokes address from the clues Matty had given. He sent the jacksh*it brigade round to his house and threatened to reveal what he had been up to to his wife if he didnt give up all his wordly belongings for his car boot sale. “Derek” being the clever bloke he is decided to do a bunk and leg it with his family to another town so he couldnt be found threatening Matty with a night with Cath if he dared open his gob. He has since found a better job emptying peoples bins instead of the toilet cleaning job he once had and now lives in a one bedroomed council flat instead of the caravan he used to rent from PB.
Easy when u think about it… :D