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@esmeralda wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

16 day motor bike trip through the Yosomite National Park… Death Valley… Grand Canyon and up the Californian coast taking in Los Angeles and San Francisco… with a group of mates.

And YES…. I AM bragging cos im as happy as a pig in sh*it… :D :D :D :D :D

almost forgot…. yes we are going to that viewing platform.. :shock:

Can’t blame you for bragging, Fasty, that sounds like a fantastic trip.. stunning scenery, and a powerful machine between the thighs..bliss!. As a biker of old, I wish you and your mates a safe and happy ride.

I will send you a postcard… :D

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@rainbowbrite wrote:

I usually print it out and make an aeroplane… if im really bored i make a japanese peace lily.

:lol:

And shazza…. havent you be warned about opening e-mails from strange men… :wink:

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@johnboy25 wrote:

See?! You got away with it!! Do I have to get myself a boob job before I can express myself however I want on the boards?!

I wasn’t calling anyone sweetie (that’s what it was changed to last time so I’ll save them the trouble) It was on the subject of the BB8 final and whether or not anyone else heard Charlie say that to Chanelle before she sat back down after milking her few seconds of camera time.

It’s not a term I would ever use to anyone, I’m a true gentleman.

That and the fact it’s too tame for me. I prefer the ones with four letters.

To express yourself properly all you need is a brain.

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@fastcars wrote:

Thats a fantastic idea PB…. lets bring them onto national TV… force them to confess to the worlds press that what they did was a huge mistake and how much they regretted it…. we could maybe stone them or even throw them into the local duck pond to see if they melt upon touching water…… maybe even hang them up on crosses held only by nails through their hands and feet … and if they then survive all this public hate and humility we can then take their other two children off them permanently just for good measure…. We could even build a huge JC bonfire where all the vultures from these boards could dance naked round effigies of the couple and stick pins in their eyes. Would make a fantastic media spectacle wouldnt it… :D

And all the time the real perpetrator of this sad act will be sitting back with a large cocktail… feet up and a huge smile on his face for a job well done.

@esmeralda wrote:

With few exceptions, you lot are the kind of sour-minded ghouls who would have been at the front of the queue to get a better look at a public execution. Shame, that the extent of your activities is limited to gleeful cyber-gloating at the tragedies and misfortunes of those failing to meet the exacting standards of your perfect selves. This forum invariably allows the likes of Bat and her ilk, to screech and holler at the latest miscreant who deserves at the very least a damn good garotting prior to getting even a whiff of judge and jury. A gaggle of haggling crones..urged on by PB’s Witchfinder General will descend on any hapless traveller veering from the path of righteousness, subjecting the opinionated scoundrel to a verbal burning at the stake whilst the hangers-on throw stones and slink about in the mud on their neanderthal hunkers.
A child has gone missing, the parents..whatever the circumstances (and I don’t for one second believe that the McCanns are in any way culpable)..will have to live the rest of their lives in despair. Show some FUC.KING compassion, you miserable shower of barstards!

You can see who the educated one is out of the two of us cant you… :lol:

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I see Battys flown back in to spread a few more of her droppings.

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Thats a fantastic idea PB…. lets bring them onto national TV… force them to confess to the worlds press that what they did was a huge mistake and how much they regretted it…. we could maybe stone them or even throw them into the local duck pond to see if they melt upon touching water…… maybe even hang them up on crosses held only by nails through their hands and feet … and if they then survive all this public hate and humility we can then take their other two children off them permanently just for good measure…. We could even build a huge JC bonfire where all the vultures from these boards could dance naked round effigies of the couple and stick pins in their eyes. Would make a fantastic media spectacle wouldnt it… :D

And all the time the real perpetrator of this sad act will be sitting back with a large cocktail… feet up and a huge smile on his face for a job well done.

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She gets warned not to open em…. and what does she do…. she bloody opens em.. #-o

Your not blonde and living in Essex by any chance are you… :- :lol:

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@minim wrote:

I knew from the time i read your first post that you had been born with the TO55ER gene.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Dont mind me…. I just found something extremely funny in that post that nobody else would know about. :wink: 8)

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I know your a jock and you dont like parting with money but wouldnt it just be easier to take it to a shop and get somebody to sort the whole thing properly?

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Talking of gay….. “anita”

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