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Almost forgot…. :shock: We still need someone to make the wedding cake.

There are plenty of wannabe tarts out there so whos up for the job.. :?:

And because we are royalty….. a real life DAME would certainly not look out of place. :D

Leave that Canadian cr*ap beer at home though… us Brits are take alcohol much to seriously to allow cheap immitations… :wink:

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Gyps is our resident gypsy… ere one minute… gone the next.. :mrgreen:

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Dont you ever get bored.. :?:

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Why dont computers let you cheat at cards… :evil:

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(True Story}

This scene took place on a British Airways flight between
Johannesburg,
South Africa & London.

A white woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man.

Very disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. “You obviously do
not
see it then?” she asked. “You placed me next to a black man.
I did not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group.
Give me an alternative seat.”
“Be calm please,” the hostess replied.
“Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if
another

The hostess went away & then came back a few minutes later.
“Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in
Economy
Class.
I spoke to the captain & he informed me that there is also no seat in
Business Class. All the same, we still have one place in First Class.”

Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued.
“It is unusual for our company to permit someone from Economy Class to
sit in First Class. However, given the circumstances, the captain
feels
that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so
disgusting.”

She turned to the black guy & said, “Therefore, Sir, if you would like
to,
please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in First Class.”
At that moment, the other passengers………………. stood up & applauded.

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@mustangallie wrote:

You’ve always got me to make fun of fastcars dont you worry

Meaning…?

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FAMILYS…. :evil:

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@kangawallafox wrote:

@sunny wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

PAINTBALL :shock:

GO KARTS :shock: :shock:

CURRY TINDERLOO :? :? :?

CAFF!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

No wonder I’m fooking gloomy… :lol: :lol: :lol:

Well your the c00nt who said to put heels and a froke on [-(

its ok Sunny….you arrive in a frock and heels and i’ll arrive in your footy get up…….just before its about to start we’ll do a swap…that’ll f*ck ’em 8) 8) :D

Soz Kanga…. that Australian accent and the way u mince when you walk is a dead give away.. [-(

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The tits are bad…. but the belly propping em up is worse… :-…

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BETTY… 8)

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