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@ugo wrote:

Paul / Belgium

:lol: :lol: :lol: A perfect example of why you’ve been named… “The Village Idiot”… :lol:

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Thats weird… :? I just googled…. “dave, blackburn” and got the same result as I did for Ugo.

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Wouldnt it have been easier to just copy it from boards after I posted it?

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I googled “Ugo” once and ended up with a 6 foot skinny wa*nker with no hair and no balls……. who spent his life making internet threats to people but never once had the courage to carry any of them through.

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@ugo wrote:

One door closes another opens ……Now thats what made me smile today !!!

So how do u manage to keep falling back through this door then.. :?:

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The sooner Scotland becomes an independant state the sooner we can rebuild that wall.

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SPECIAL!! 8)

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ANY OTHER WORLD

MIKA

just downloaded it by accident and FOOK am I glad I did… got class written all over it.

HIGHLY RECOMMENDED !!!

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@bat wrote:

Wonder if this will turn out to be another hoax?

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/afp/20070613/tuk-portugal-britain-crime-a7ad41d.html

The Dutch don’t take part in media circuses so it MUST be true.. O:) :wink:

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@cath 55 wrote:

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

Growing Old Gracefully

There’s a mole on my neck that’s growing a hair
When I was younger it wasn’t there
A lot of things changed since I’ve grown older
like my fallen arches and this hump on my shoulder

Yesterday I noticed a twitch in one eye
and spots on my hand that resemble a fly
I used to be able to party all night
but now to stay awake until five is a fight

My breasts used to be firm and quite pert
Now I have to be careful they don’t drag in the dirt
Gravity surely has taken its toll
What was once on the surface is now in a hole

The backs of my arms are wobbly like jelly
and I found the remote tucked under my belly
I used to eat steak but now I can’t chew it
Growing old gracefully. I don’t think I can do it

Donna Vickodil

awwwwwwww doa , I had no idea you were in such a bad way hunnie, now i’ve read this i will be gentle with you in future……….although i could give you the name of a good vet who would put u down painlessly……. :twisted: :wink:

The poem made me smile. :D

The reply made me laugh. :lol:

Happy Birthday Cath. You’ve aged just 1 year…. but the way you carry yourself on these boards has matured 10 fold…… :wink: :D x X x X x

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