Dear Cas…..
if the person in queston was never actually caught then how can it be confirmed that he was actually pissed behind the wheel of this thing. Just because somebody shouted at him as he speeded away……
“Oi Mate…… you must be fooking legless!!!” ….
may have just been stating the obvious reason he was in a mobility scooter in the first place and not his mentle condition after drinking to many pints of his favourite tipple… :?: