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I voted……. but then I am biased… :P

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I voted Sunny…… 8)

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I didnt think u liked SLOWTRUCKS……. :-

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“My wife bent over the freezer and I couldnt resist shagging her from behind”

“So…… whats the problem?”

“I’ve been banned from the supermarket” :oops:

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@pats wrote:

@geoff wrote:

fat scars

pml……………….. :-k

[-X [-(

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@pats wrote:

p;s fastcars…………….i added ur middle name an now ur

PEPPERMINTZ BING A LING.

O:)

I wasnt aware u knew my middle name… :shock:

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You will die at the age of 75

You will die in a freak accident with a banana

:shock: :shock: :shock:

Oh and im 82% kinky but looking at the way im gonna die im sure this will rise with the years… 8)

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I typed in my real name and my christmas elf name is FASTCARS…. :shock:

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@sharongooner wrote:

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time and what do you get in the end of it? Death.
What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards.

You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the way.

You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day (just like PB does).

You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement.

Then you drink like a fish, party your ass off, and make love to anything that moves — you’ve only got a few years left, so why not

Then you get ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities.

You become a baby.

Then, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then…

You finish off as a quickie!! lol
:wink:

:lol:

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U lot ave got wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to much time on your hands…. :lol:

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