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@chess wrote:

@lancsman48 wrote:

eventually(1st post ever<<<<) :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hello Lancs great to see you tho you and I both know it wont be long before the 48 becomes 49 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

:D/ :D/ :D/ 100 :D/ :D/ :D/

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Welcome to the house of fun lancs….

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Laughing Gnome……David Bowie

Was walking down the High Street
When I heard footsteps behind me
And there was a little old man (Hello)
In scarlet and grey, shuffling away (laughter)
Well he trotted back to my house
And he sat beside the telly (Oaah..)
With his tiny hands on his tummy
Chuckling away, laughing all day (laughter)

Oh, I ought to report you to the Gnome office
(Gnome Office)
Yes
(Hahahahaha)

CHORUS
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
“I’m a laughing Gnome and you can’t catch me”
Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
“I’m a laughing Gnome and you can’t catch me”
Said the laughing Gnome

Well I gave him roasted toadstools and a glass of dandelion wine (Burp, pardon)
Then I put him on a train to Yorkshire
Carried his bag and gave him a fag
(Haven’t you got a light boy?)
“Here, where do you come from?”
(Gnome-man’s land, hahihihi)
“Oh, really?”

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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HOLLOW / EMPTY

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Dont trust someone who says “trust me”… :evil:

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@pats wrote:

spoilsport ! [-( [-( [-(

*slopes off and leaves the mouse to play* :D

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@pats wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

A few text messages from an excited woman…. :lol:

:D i take it birmingham won????

5-0 lol. Me phone aint stopped all day….. :lol:

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A few text messages from an excited woman…. :lol:

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Good to see u back pep. Its been a while. I’ll be standing at the bar if u prefer a pint… :wink: :lol:

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*sets fire to the couch* :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :-

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