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CONGRATULATIONS LAMBY

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Merry Christmas hun…. :D :D :D

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@forumhostpb wrote:

Have I missed something here??? I see that the lovely Ugo has edited his original post – what on earth can he have said to inflame the ”sisterhood” so???

Reading between the lines – did he suggest that he did ”Did”???… or maybe he didn’t do ”Did” as was said later. So did he do ”Did” or didn’t he do ”Did” – I think we should be told!!!

Ffs PB…. I ave read a few of your posts and that has to be the funniest one to date… :D
Not because of its content tho…. oh no… just that the whole of Forum 3 is sitting here with baited breath hoping and praying that another “DID” war isnt about to break out and in walk u with your size ten boots and kick up the sh*it without a care in the world… :lol: :lol: :lol:
0/10 for sensitivity….. 11/10 for style…. =D>

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Tut…. trust me for getting all serious then.. :roll:

Lamby, Poshy… this is the internet where everything is possible. We can have Christmas 5 times a year if we like.
My worst prezzie was a web cam. :oops: I lost loads of good friends since i got it… :wink:

Now ladies…. answer the question sensibly this time…… Wot was your worst prezzie :-

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Maybe shes dutch….. the kids get there prezzies on the 5th December here.

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WHY????…… when your looking for a sexy e card for someone, dus your computor immediately think your some kinda perve and start sending you sites full of c*cks and f*annys… [-(

That doesnt mean I aint a perve by the way….. I just dont like my smartass putor tellin me I am… :evil: :evil: :wink:

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Fantastic Song with Fantastic lyrics.

Common People/Pulp

She came from Greece, she had a thirst for knowledge
She studied sculpture at Saint Martin’s College
That’s where I caught her eye
She told me that her Dad was loaded
I said “In that case I’ll have rum and coca-cola
She said “fine”
And then in 30 seconds time she said

“I want to live like common people
I want to do whatever common people do
I want to sleep with common people
I want to sleep with common people like you”
Well what else could I do?
I said “I’ll see what I can do”

I took her to a supermarket
I don’t know why
but I had to start it somewhere
so it started there
I said “pretend you’ve got no money”
but she just laughed
and said “oh you’re so funny”
I said “Yeah
Well I don’t see anyone else smiling in here
Are you sure
you want to live like common people
you want to see whatever common people see
you want to sleep with common people
you want to sleep with common people like me?”
But she didn’t understand
she just smiled and held my hand

Rent a flat above a shop
Cut your hair and get a job
Smoke some fags and play some pool
Pretend you never went to school
But still you’ll never get it right
‘cos when you’re laid in bed at night
watching roaches climb the wall
if you called your dad he could stop it all
yeah

You’ll never live like common people
You’ll never do whatever common people do
You’ll never fail like common people
You’ll never watch your life slide out of view
and then dance and drink and screw
‘cos there’s nothing else to do

Sing along with the common people
Sing along and it might just get you through
Laugh along with the common people
Laugh along although they’re laughing at you
and the stupid things that you do
because you think that poor is cool

Like a dog lying in a corner
they will bite and never warn you
Look out
they’ll tear your insides out
‘cos everybody hates a tourist
especially one who thinks
it’s all such a laugh
yeah and the chip stain’s grease
will come out in the bath
You will never understand
how it feels to live your life
with no meaning or control
and with nowhere else to go
You are amazed that they exist
and they burn so bright
while you can only wonder why

Rent a flat above a shop
Cut your hair and get a job
Smoke some fags and play some pool
Pretend you never went to school
But still you’ll never get it right
‘cos when you’re laid in bed at night
watching roaches climb the wall
if you called your dad he could stop it all

You’ll never live like common people
You’ll never do whatever common people do
You’ll never fail like common people
You’ll never watch your life slide out of view
and dance and drink and screw
‘cos there’s nothing else to do

I want to live with common people like you…..

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Just got over me biggest test so far Wilma… The works xmas party. 8)

Never had one fag and I feel so ill today that just thinkin about a fag makes me wanna chuck up… :-… :-… :-…

*gives sunny a kick up the jacksy and tells her to try again… :mrgreen: *

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UNLUCKY…….as in Liverpool

oh and…. BANGING…..as in my head :-…

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SCARED

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Im out on the town as well tonight sunny…… I will have to be careful I dont trip over you.. :- :- O:)

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