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Never ad Nuthin

Angelic Upstarts

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Pregnant Irish girl phones home

“Mam oi tink me waters ave broke”

“Oh me Holy Jaysus. Where are u ringing from?”

“Oim ringing from me m*inge to me fookin ankles”

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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@giggles wrote:

why do kamikazi pilots wear helmets? :roll:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Why do minute steaks always take longer… :evil:

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Sunny….. heart as big as her tits :lol: :wink:

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HOUSEWORK….. :evil: :evil: :evil:

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The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is Tiggers are wonderful things.
Their tops are made of rubbers
The bottoms are made of springs.
They’re
Bouncy,
Flouncy,
Trouncy,
Pouncy,
Fun, fun, fun, fun, FUN!!!

The wonderful thing about Tiggers
Is he’s the only one

He’s the only one !

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Pats…… the one and only.

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The Winner Takes It All

Abba

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MICHAEL JACKSON LYRICS

“The Girl Is Mine”

(Paul)
Every Night She Walks Right In My Dreams
Since I Met Her From The Start
I’m So Proud I Am The Only One
Who Is Special In Her Heart

The Girl Is Mine
The Doggone Girl Is Mine
I Know She’s Mine
Because The Doggone Girl Is Mine

(Pete)
I Don’t Understand The Way You Think
Saying That She’s Yours Not Mine
Sending Roses And Your Silly Dreams
Really Just A Waste Of Time

Because She’s Mine
The Doggone Girl Is Mine
Don’t Waste Your Time
Because The Doggone Girl Is Mine

(Pete)
I Love You More Than He
(Take You Anywhere)

[Paul]
But I Love You Endlessly
(Loving We Will Share)

[Paul and Pete]
So Come And Go With Me
To One Town

[Paul]
But We Both Cannot Have Her
So It’s One Or The Other
And One Day You’ll Discover
That She’s My Girl Forever And Ever

(Pete)
I Don’t Build Your Hopes To Be Let Down
‘Cause I Really Feel It’s Time

[Paul]
I Know She’ll Tell You I’m The One For Her
‘Cause She Said I Blow Her Mind

The Girl Is Mine
The Doggone Girl Is Mine
Don’t Waste Your Time
Because The Doggone Girl Is Mine

[Paul and Pete]
She’s Mine, She’s Mine
No, No, No, She’s Mine
The Girl Is Mine, The Girl Is Mine
The Girl Is Mine, The Girl Is Mine

[Pete]
The Girl Is Mine, (Yep) She’s Mine
The Girl Is Mine, (Yep) She’s Mine

[Paul]
Don’t Waste Your Time
Because The Doggone Girl Is Mine
The Girl Is Mine, The Girl Is Mine

[Pete]
I’ve Heard It All Before, Paul
She Told Me That I’m Her Forever Lover, You Know, Don’t You Remember

[Paul]
Well, After Loving Me, She Said She Couldn’t Love Another

[Pete]
Is That What She Said

[Paul]
Yes, She Said It, You Keep Dreaming

[Pete]
I Don’t Believe It

[Paul]
The Girl Is Mine (Mine, Mine, Mine)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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