Post Pub Kill Or Cure
2 slices of white bread
Thick slices of mature cheddar, enough to cover one slice of bread
Veg Oil
Butter
Put a larg knob, (stop giggling at the back there), of butter in a frying pan and add a table spoon of veg oil, to stop the butter burning. Once heated, fry one side of each slice of bread.
Once golden, remove from pan and put the cheese on the fried side of one slice and then place the fried side of the other slice on top. Then place back in pan and fry until both sides are golden and the cheese inside has started to melt, remove and eat.
Very dirty, greasy, but great drunk food!! Oh, and as you should be very drunk to try this, please make sure you have one sober friend with you to turn off the hob!!