[fat bob]

@jen_jen wrote:

@yourchoice wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

Mr Jen wouldn’t poison me….he knows what side his bread is buttered…although having said that, I couldn’t read the note, it was smudged by the butter which had a faint smell of almonds about it…I assumed that was the Bakewell Tart but now you mention it…. :lol:

Lmao i like the Mr jen bit :lol: I hope he had his best pinny on.

You know, he gets up so much earlier than me, I have no idea what he wears when he’s making my sarnie :shock:

Possibly nothing… So be wary of any little curly hairs on ya bakewell! :lol:

[fat bob]

Large vodka

Remove bottle of vodka from freezer
open
pour large measure into glass
ice is an optional extra

[fat bob]

Well, it’s not strictly what I thought of when i woke up, cos I aint been to bed yet… but, thanks poli!! :lol: :lol:

[fat bob]

@kent f OBE wrote:

@fat bob wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

OMG who on earth would make crumpets???????????????????? Surely I’m not the only one who is useless in the kitchen?

But you’re quality in the bedroom!! :wink: :lol:

Shush….you know how rumours spread in this place :oops:

It’s not rumour if we’ve actually done it! :lol:

[fat bob]

@kent f OBE wrote:

OMG who on earth would make crumpets???????????????????? Surely I’m not the only one who is useless in the kitchen?

But you’re quality in the bedroom!! :wink: :lol:

[fat bob]

@rubyred wrote:

@tinks wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBrUjvONIrA

When you can’t sleep tell us………what do you do to while away the hours?

masturbate furiously !

Don’t think I’ve ever masturbated whilst furious. I may have to try that! Hey, it’ll be a new experience, bit different to sitting on your hand till it goes numb anyway!! Anyone wanna try annoying me? :lol:

[fat bob]

@jen_jen wrote:

I can’t, I’d get banned :oops:

Private message me then! :lol:

[fat bob]

@mrs_teapot wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@fat bob wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@fat bob wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@fat bob wrote:

Here’s a bag of chips for you, oh, and your spout looks nice today!

Neil! I almost choked on my lunch as I read that… :lol:

You should eat them saveloys slowly!

But then I’d have to…oh never mind :oops:

Finish that thought!!!

I did :oops:

Heck I just read this, am I misunderstanding? Do you all think Im a man? Maybe its the teapot spout… hope so

TEAPOT

Maybe I should have said I liked your tea bags then?

[fat bob]

@jen_jen wrote:

@fat bob wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@fat bob wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@fat bob wrote:

Here’s a bag of chips for you, oh, and your spout looks nice today!

Neil! I almost choked on my lunch as I read that… :lol:

You should eat them saveloys slowly!

But then I’d have to…oh never mind :oops:

Finish that thought!!!

I did :oops:

Well I think u need to post your thoughts here!!

[fat bob]

@jen_jen wrote:

@fat bob wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@fat bob wrote:

Here’s a bag of chips for you, oh, and your spout looks nice today!

Neil! I almost choked on my lunch as I read that… :lol:

You should eat them saveloys slowly!

But then I’d have to…oh never mind :oops:

Finish that thought!!!

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