[fat bob]

@thin ice wrote:

@minim wrote:

I have my holidays at the service station in Newport Pagnall. I love a crusty bap with lashings of ginger beer.

*sighs wistfully at the memory*

i love baps too :wink:

Don’t we all mate!

[fat bob]

I think Thist has her tin opener ready! :lol:

[fat bob]

It’s the women that make us that way!!

[fat bob]

Not gonna vote if I aint on the list!!

[fat bob]

@momentaryloss wrote:

Frell

(for anyone who has watched Farscape)

or even dren

Yea OK maybe that was a bit geeky.

:?

Very, but even worse, I knew what ya meant!!

[fat bob]

@cosy.m wrote:

women,wow i just dont understand them?
ok im good looking and fit
but what about the poor ugly bstrds that never get a sniff?

I’m fat n ugly and I get more than a sniff!!

[fat bob]

If you think she may be a bunny boiler, don’t get a bunny.

[fat bob]

@annette-curtain wrote:

@fat bob wrote:

@mrs_teapot wrote:

Im not good at flirting here nem, I think its because the men online are so forward. I do object to a man talking to me about the size of his private parts and you have to admit that happens all the time in chat.

I do like a giggle though and a man with a good sense of humour does it for me every time. Its nice to leave a conversation laughing if thats flirting.. Ok.

A bloke telling u the size of his lil friend aint flirting, thats just being a sleaze…

Telling u I like the sweet swell of of your teapot, and the gentle curve of your spout, now thats flirting!

You have such a way with words kneeeeeeeeeel ! :lol: :lol:

I thanks ya poshy… I’m taking it as a compliment! :lol:

Now get ya bloomers off!!

[fat bob]

Stop standing on my head.

[fat bob]

@mrs_teapot wrote:

Im not good at flirting here nem, I think its because the men online are so forward. I do object to a man talking to me about the size of his private parts and you have to admit that happens all the time in chat.

I do like a giggle though and a man with a good sense of humour does it for me every time. Its nice to leave a conversation laughing if thats flirting.. Ok.

A bloke telling u the size of his lil friend aint flirting, thats just being a sleaze…

Telling u I like the sweet swell of of your teapot, and the gentle curve of your spout, now thats flirting!

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