[fat bob]

@balloons wrote:

Mine was”Bet yer knicks would look good on my floor :lol: ….. :roll:

Surely the one u use is “meet me by the bins!” :lol:

[fat bob]

@thin ice wrote:

i really must tell annette in advance that im winding her up before she bites

sorry annette dearest

How long has she been here? You would have thought she would have known by now… but then we’ve said that about a few of em thin, even in the room in front of em while they’re all still arguing about something u started!! :lol: :lol:

[fat bob]

@jen_jen wrote:

@fat bob wrote:

You have velcro on ya teeth??? And I would never call you effective, simple maybe! :lol:

Oooooh you can go off people you know! :twisted:

Finally!!! :lol:

[fat bob]

@jen_jen wrote:

@userfrenzy wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@userfrenzy wrote:

i call your bluff Jen Jenz there aint a woman alive thats ready in 10 minutes

That’s why I said I take 20 minutes :wink:

Dressed and make up done in 10! I still dont believe.
Are you slipping in and out of velcro suits or something that’s fast for a woman
Lol

I can honestly say I do not possess a velcro suit… I hate velcro, sets my teeth on edge! :lol:

How on earth can it take more than 5 minutes to put on your undies, a skirt and a top and slip on a pair of shoes? And my everyday make-up is simple and effective (a bit like me before anyone says anything!) and takes 5 minutes maximum – it only takes more than 5 minutes if I’m doing something a bit different for a night out.

You have velcro on ya teeth??? And I would never call you effective, simple maybe! :lol:

[fat bob]

@jen_jen wrote:

Shower, clean teeth, and dry hair – 10 minutes
Get dressed – 5 minutes
Put makeup on – 5 minutes.

Easy!! :P

Anyone else gonna comment on the easy part, or is it just gonna be me?? :lol:

[fat bob]

@jen_jen wrote:

On an ordinary day, I can be out of bed, showered, dressed and out of the door in 20 minutes without rushing. My other half takes nearer 40 minutes.

Of course if I’m going somewhere special it takes a little longer – around 30 minutes :wink:

And Neil, I don’t have kids :P

Yeah, but u dont mind going out looking rough!! :lol: :lol:

[fat bob]

I’ve found that women who have had kids can get ready in 10 minutes, but those that havent can take up to a week!

I think it’s cos when the family are going out, the woman is the one that gets all the kids ready, so she doesnt have the time to take for herself.

[fat bob]

@susieq wrote:

Suspecting scarlet fever or measles ( the former now confirmed ) yet they still allowed my son to share :evil:

Ah, now that explains ur fb!! :lol:

[fat bob]

I think its about time u women stopped feeling sheep! :shock:

[fat bob]

You better hope not, with a name like Balloons!! :lol:

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