I have another theory, bear in mind it might be a little far fetched.
The temp files turn into magic dust particles and float onto the RAM chips. These chips are in fact sheep must mistaken for RAM. Then they get hurded by Bill Gates’ sheep dog called “sheepdogXP”. The sheep are forced out through any hole in the tower case possible and taken to bill for his viewing at leisure.
But as i said, this is ony a rumor…