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@hannah wrote:
@flirty-guy wrote:
Hi Everyone Im Flirty-Guy
Im 26
Im a Student at Exeter Univercity
My Intrests are Just going Out especially with Girls and giving the men one up the bum :wink:
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Ill get You back for that one :shock:
Hi nice to meet You too :wink: :D
I make a great Doctor My spelling and Writing are Awfull :lol:
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are
things people actually said in court, word for word:ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
______________________________ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
_____________________________________ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
______________________________________ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you
forgot?
_____________________________________ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
_____________________________________ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that
morning?
WITNESS: He said, “Where am I, Cathy?”
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan.
______________________________________ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in
voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.
______________________________________ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his
sleep,
he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
___________________________________ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: Uh, he’s twenty-one.
________________________________________ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Would you repeat the question?
______________________________________ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Uh….
______________________________________ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
______________________________________ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
______________________________________ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
______________________________________ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a
deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
______________________________________ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
______________________________________ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
______________________________________ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Huh?
______________________________________ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you
began
the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and
practicing law.:lol: :lol: :lol:
To Everyone Else nice to meet You all
Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
and to Gemz
MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :wink: :wink: :wink:
@pedant64 wrote:
blimey, you sound interesting flirty, you’re still a stupident at 26, nice going.
Graduated to laces yet or still struggling with your velcro trainers?
Im Converting on My PHD so I can make Proffesor sorry didnt realise getting an Education is a bad thing . Could I be so forward to ask what it is You do ? :twisted:
Lets just say shes not shy in pvt :D/
@gemz wrote:
@flirty-guy wrote:
If your like Gemz well I’ll say no more :wink:
what about me?
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