Forget Me Not

champion

speed

when you said we would have a ‘ball with some birds’ for my birthday I was expecting something else

billy

something between death, frogs and toads… as well as boyband/girlgroup reunions

are you content with the life you’re living?

umm… nothing?… that’s not right is it?

oi ref that’s a fowl *baddum tsh*

“Feel the wrath of my cyborg penguins”

lol 8)

will a tuba playing walrus do for ya (I’ve run out of points you see)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljNPvHMIiPg
Astroninja

… shouted Spammerman as, like some wild and horny moose, Pete bellowed and leapt on top of the counter, swinging his prodigous manhood in the girl’s direction. Suddenly…

shouldn’t I be giving the clues? :lol: *gets ready to give Pete the point*

I impromptly found out that I was allergic to pistachios, it was not a pleasent experience to say the least. That’s the only real thing that I’m violently allergic to, despite having hayfever and being asthmatic

I personally find the concept of an afterlife to be completely impossible. this is due to the fact that almost every version of the ‘afterlife’ mentioned infers the continuation of a ‘soul’ or other ethereal equivalent, an entity which has not been scientifically identified, quantified or else catergorised. because of this one would be of the…[Read more]

of Pete’s enraged genitalia and then spammed them all over an internet message board whilst manically cackling…

pretty sure that someone should have given Pete the point by now sooo…

I’m a riddle in nine syllables,
An elephant, a ponderous house,
A melon strolling on two tendrils
O red fruit, Ivory, fine timber!
The loaf’s big with it’s yeasty rising
Money’s new minted in this fat purse.
I’m a means, a stage, a cow in calf.
I’ve eaten a bag of green…[Read more]

his only superhuman ability was the power to be really annoying. So when he came to the scene of Pete entering a viagra induced rage all he did was…

and started screaming ‘I’m a little teapot’ at the poor girl behind the counter

taking it down to the chemist to buy yet more viagra

£12.43, a slightly nibbled muffin, two chipped marbles and a belly-dancing octopus