Forget Me Not

ooooh a prize please

and an evil maniacal overlord bent on destroying the world economy by…

Pete would blow himself up the next time he tried to use his hoover

only thing that comes to mind is ‘oil’ but it’s probably not right

and the monkey henchmen who were taking up the rear leading a giant…

the donkey lich Captain Watermelon and his horde of…

he ran outside with his shotgun to find…

ding-ding! corrrrrect (Yay)

have a fire-breathing gangster armadillo on me

*dramatic voice* nearly rending asunder the very fabric of Time and Space *dun-dun duuunnnn*. Meanwhile…

doctor to nurse: ‘Bloody hippocratic oath’

@wishfairy wrote:

aw can we have have a new riddle please xx

how about this…

a man is alone on a sunbaked prairie in southern Canada when a fire breaks out and begins spreading rapidly in his direction, aided by the strong westerly wind. He has no means of transport to escape and no water to try and put the fire out. How does the man save…[Read more]

pickled badger and griddled polar bear steaks served with a side of

@Esmeralda wrote:

@Forget Me Not wrote:

@lil fek wrote:

Gifts and points will be much appreciated.

let’s see…
I’ve a zombified flamingo that can do one mean rain dance whilst playing the trombone if you’re interested

Do you run a zoo for deformed and exceptional animals? I wanna see it..but positively NO snakes..not even acrobatic flame throwing…

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way with the poor thing, by turning it into another donkey assassin for the Lobster King as part of his diabolical scheme to…

by trading them in for as much viagra as he could lay his hands on so that he would end up with an erection so freakishly large that it would be able to…

points, which like some weird giant hamster he stored in his cheeks. At a later date he would then use these points to…

Pete being the guy who had a badger on his head and who had just escaped the clutches of a giant spider, fought off ninja pandas, solved world hunger and was on hs way, by bus, to the Lobster King’s Palace which is guarded by elite penguin cyborgs. Oh and he’s been chased by a donkey lich and his minions

with his lobotomised monkey henchmen

for some evil henchmen

and by the evil will of the Lobster King came back as a zombie with supernatural powers