Forget Me Not

things will never
be the same.
yet this truth alone
does little to remove the stain
upon my soul

the soul, what fleeting mortal
fancy that would dare
to differ us from beasts.
an inconvenient truth for
which you don’t care

each breath we take
marking away
what little time we have left
until our final day

though such a fact would never
stop our…[Read more]

expect the worst, that way if things turn out alright you’ll be pleasently surprised

very carefully

do you think that renewable fuel will ever fully replace fossil fuel as mankind’s main source of power?

lol lil fek you’ve won your very own elite squad of commando badgers trained in the deadly martial art form of origami and I’ll throw in a tortoise with a toaster sellotaped to its back.

too tired to work this out, will try again in morning

that means you’re correct (i was looking for ‘he bought the jewellery and blocked the road with his car’)

can you guess the next letter in the series?

cygtnlit…

oi what’s all this about stealing points *clutches little box of points to chest* anyway you’re both wrong so ner *sticks tounge out* but..

you’re both on the right lines by saying that no crime was committed sooo… how did he hold a dozen people up?

stop focusing on the person!

no, getting colder

maybe

2,000,000 points for wishfairy

a man wearing a black hat and scarf parked outside an expensive jewellers, held up a dozen people and walked out the shop with at least £1000 worth of jewellery. although one or two people were peering through the jeweller’s window at the time, none of them even battered an eyelid, and a nearby driver merely gave a…[Read more]

lol pete’s right; congratulations! you’ve won an all expenses paid weekend trip to a public toliet outside of Buckingham palace

a group of friends are sitting around a table in a pub. Carol asks Dave to hold her hand, then goes up to the bar to order a round of drinks. when she returns, all the others are accusing Dave of being a cheat. both Dave…[Read more]

how did you end up with that answer, absolutely nowhere near right. also no calculators allowed *slaps wishfairy’s wrist with a marshmallow*

yeah for pete! points galore and a pineapple for everyone

ok try this one without using a calculator, pen and paper or an abacus

take a million
divide it by four
divide the result by five
divide the result by two
divide the new result by twenty
subtract fifty
divide by three
divide that result by eight
subtract one
divide the result by seven
add…[Read more]

the fingers are unimportant, the question is essentially ‘why do some people dial 911 or 999…’ the thing about the fingers was a red herring

find the famous expression:

100S549A3100F4E621T0028Y2167

the thing with this riddle is that people usually… on second thoughts :-# j/k

they do so to phone the emergency services

so that’s how they recorded those chipmunk songs

maybe it does and then again maybe it doesn’t, hmm methinks I’ve said too much

lol no

nope but may I enquire if you enjoy red herrings

*gulps* nope *hides fingers*