Forget Me Not

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we have a winner! have a zolp or seven on me

if two’s company and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?

mistake

When I think of WooHoo, I think of Blur

their horrific means of dispatching their targets by mixing funk with modern belgian jazz, the resulting arrythmic apocalypse causing the victims to…

@Pete wrote:

*leaves medication and drink of water on table turns down the lights and slowly backs from padded thread*

PMSLMAO

Bob ‘Can’t Remember His Nickname’ Giovananananianananii-skavich, the deadliest hitman and trombonist since…

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demoting him from the quintuple T to the quadruple T, thus undermining his authority over the triple Rs and the double U (the fifth T decided to pursue its solo career, it reach number 43 in the Hungarian charts before meeting an untimely end at the hands of an over zealous kangaroo with a piano forte strapped to its feet)

What just happened here?

what? :?

to put a stop to the quintuple T’s reign of abhorable alliterative alterations and ambiguous analogies anticipating anticlimactic agony

Sven the warrior kitten’s Mortal Enemy, the monsterously malignant, malicious and malcontent malefactor (who occaisionally meddled in the matters of middling mannered moose), the dreaded…

he had briefly been mistaken for a bagel by something that vaguely looked like a colission between a taxidermist’s store, a type writer and an aggressive rhubarb crumble. Throughout the entire irratibly incongruous incident the abominable amalgam adamantly insisted on referring to itself as ‘The Tantric Tartan Terror of Timbuktu’ and…

everywhere, nowhere,
and all in between
eternity and entropy
with purpose and cause unseen

immortality and death
along with the infinite
caught in but a single breath
one grain amidst the desert

never to know
never to learn
never to experience
never to yearn
for what lies beyond
this mortal coil

destruction

Bring me to Lifestyles of the rich and Famous last Words

I kicked a fork because I think I need some serious help

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