Forget Me Not

a reptilian orchestra

which they used to lull their victims into a false sense of security before they…

which under the light of the full moon turned into savage were-hamsters, noted both for their blood-thirsty nature and…

always had a soft spot for Frost’s work, my favourite piece by him being ‘Dust Of Snow’

The way a crow
shook down on me
the dust of snow
from a hemlock tree

Has given my heart
a change of mood
and saved some part
of a day I had rued

his evil pet shop of horrors by…

Twisting, falling
around and around
flightless I fall.
My leaden body hits the ground

with surgeon’s precision
and magician’s flair
you gunned me down
locked in your sight of cross-hair

Crimson wings unfurl
and stain that which was white
as my vision does fade
and my lungs feel so tight

Farewell cruel world
life was always so fleeting.
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oh noes! :shock:
Pete put the siggy down and step away from the efalump… I mean elephant

reguritated horseradish, fresh from…

school

kudos mims, keep up the good work ’cause the sky’s the limit =D>

because the sly b*stards all became hermaphrodites and started working for that diabolically evil…

talk about taking the p1ss, slightly off topic but…

Feces are normally removed from the body one or two times a day. About 100 to 250 grams (3 to 8 ounces) of feces are excreted by a human adult daily.

Normally, feces are made up of 75 percent water and 25 percent solid matter. About 30 percent of the solid matter consists of dead bacteria;…[Read more]

is it Elvis Costello dressed as a penguin?

loast?

I know I loved it

umm… a diarama depicting lassie after going through rehab but before the sordid affair with skippy and flipper, made entirely out of jellified gravy and half chewed popsicle sticks

toast?

because that day ruined his career the Lobster King has since sworn vengeance upon all gingerbread men

spinach puree with balsamic vinegar. Ever since that day…

ummm ‘when tea cosies attack’ perhaps?