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Forget Me Not replied to the topic Gifted and Talented… in the board Art, poetry, music and film 17 years ago
I remember when I did Art in school, art teachers were all psychopaths who would sooner bash your brains out with a bottle of indian ink than look at you. Also they failed my totally awesome exam piece (during the mock exam) because I hadn’t ‘properly referenced it back to my research’ or some such bull5hit (storms off into the distance muttering…[Read more]
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Forget Me Not replied to the topic PEBBLES AND HER SILLY GANG in the board Chat forum three boards 17 years ago
I quite liked that first one, would be an ace siggy
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Forget Me Not replied to the topic mediums in the board Chat forum one boards 17 years ago
I once went to see a medium, it didn’t work out, she only came up to my chest (last time that I date shorter women) :wink:
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Forget Me Not replied to the topic Poetry in motion in the board Art, poetry, music and film 17 years ago
the eleventh hour
stikes at ground zero
midnight’s curse holds power
as humanity calls for a heroyet none answer
this summons that calls to arms,
against a hollow man, the necromancer
as he weaves his shaded charmsMammon, Apollyon,
Beelzebub and Abaddon.
The Adversary abounds
becoming as a legion
The world is as their hunting grounds
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Forget Me Not replied to the topic Who’s new siggy is better? in the board Polls 17 years ago
One is tempted to point out how many tools are already present on this site :-
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Forget Me Not replied to the topic Are you a "dog or a cat person"? in the board Off topic chat 17 years ago
@CatWoman wrote:
which colour is she???..Maily black, white, red, mixed???
have not seen that colour in the Dulex chart? wait, you paint your cats! (just kidding)
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Forget Me Not replied to the topic Are you a "dog or a cat person"? in the board Off topic chat 17 years ago
erm………………………………………
Banana?
Rex?
Flopsy?
Flipper?
Kangaroo?
I-Wasn’t-Able-To-Think-Of-A-Decent-Name?
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Forget Me Not replied to the topic Are you a "dog or a cat person"? in the board Off topic chat 17 years ago
maybe you should call it ‘No-one’ just to really mind f*ck with the neighbours and/or the vet. You could call it ‘Daft Slapper’ that way you can insult someone and then claim that you were just calling your cat
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Forget Me Not replied to the topic mediums in the board Chat forum one boards 17 years ago
that meant she always had a 50% chance of being right, give her long enough and she was (by law of probabilities) bound to be right.
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Forget Me Not replied to the topic Speed Restrictions in the board Chat forum three boards 17 years ago
well it’ll certainly stop male hetrosexuals and lesbians from speeding might not have so positive effect on women with their boyfriends in the car though
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Forget Me Not replied to the topic mediums in the board Chat forum one boards 17 years ago
@PATS wrote:
i ave seen a couple. and they didnt ask any questions. and one was brilliant.
eh up enough about your rauchy threesome
so what did they (the mediums) do then?
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Forget Me Not replied to the topic Are you a "dog or a cat person"? in the board Off topic chat 17 years ago
then why don’t you call them Anonymous, Nameless and Who-The-F*ck-Are-You :wink:
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Forget Me Not replied to the topic mediums in the board Chat forum one boards 17 years ago
mediums are the biggest crock of 5hit ever. O.K. here’s the basic routine;
they ask if anyone in the audience has lost someone recently (notice that it isn’t something more specific like ‘last week’ or ‘two years ago’ or ‘on the 21st of May’) or something like ‘Is there a John/Steven/Plonker in the room’ they then (after some sap raises their…[Read more] -
Forget Me Not replied to the topic Word of the Day, take 2!!! in the board Chat forum three boards 17 years ago
zenith
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Forget Me Not replied to the topic whats every one doing right now??????? in the board Chat forum two boards 17 years ago
kinda why I joined, welcome to the boards btw
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Forget Me Not replied to the topic Well I never knew that!!!!! in the board Off topic chat 17 years ago
did you know that an earth worm has five hearts and that an octopus has two
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Forget Me Not replied to the topic Well I never knew that!!!!! in the board Off topic chat 17 years ago
did you know that statistically you are more likely to be killed by a meteorite than struck by lightning
perovskite is found inside the Earth’s mantle and can function as a superconductor at room temperature (unlike all other superconductors which only function at extremely low temperatures)
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Forget Me Not replied to the topic Well I never knew that!!!!! in the board Off topic chat 17 years ago
The most common substance on the planet is called perovskite, and accounts for half of the Earth’s total mass
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Forget Me Not replied to the topic ur siggy sarah 1 in the board Chat forum three boards 17 years ago
@blackkettle wrote:
PETE shaz and rainey hav all tried to help doh!!! call me thick or wot?
typical, the moment you stop trying to fix something is the exact time that it starts working again :roll:
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Forget Me Not replied to the topic Well I never knew that!!!!! in the board Off topic chat 17 years ago
The sad thing is that I memorise all this crap…
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