Forget Me Not

I remember when I did Art in school, art teachers were all psychopaths who would sooner bash your brains out with a bottle of indian ink than look at you. Also they failed my totally awesome exam piece (during the mock exam) because I hadn’t ‘properly referenced it back to my research’ or some such bull5hit (storms off into the distance muttering…[Read more]

I quite liked that first one, would be an ace siggy

I once went to see a medium, it didn’t work out, she only came up to my chest (last time that I date shorter women) :wink:

the eleventh hour
stikes at ground zero
midnight’s curse holds power
as humanity calls for a hero

yet none answer
this summons that calls to arms,
against a hollow man, the necromancer
as he weaves his shaded charms

Mammon, Apollyon,
Beelzebub and Abaddon.
The Adversary abounds
becoming as a legion
The world is as their hunting grounds
no haven…[Read more]

One is tempted to point out how many tools are already present on this site :-

@CatWoman wrote:

which colour is she???..Maily black, white, red, mixed???

have not seen that colour in the Dulex chart? wait, you paint your cats! (just kidding)

erm………………………………………
Banana?
Rex?
Flopsy?
Flipper?
Kangaroo?
I-Wasn’t-Able-To-Think-Of-A-Decent-Name?
Satan?

maybe you should call it ‘No-one’ just to really mind f*ck with the neighbours and/or the vet. You could call it ‘Daft Slapper’ that way you can insult someone and then claim that you were just calling your cat

that meant she always had a 50% chance of being right, give her long enough and she was (by law of probabilities) bound to be right.

well it’ll certainly stop male hetrosexuals and lesbians from speeding might not have so positive effect on women with their boyfriends in the car though

@PATS wrote:

i ave seen a couple. and they didnt ask any questions. and one was brilliant.

eh up enough about your rauchy threesome

so what did they (the mediums) do then?

then why don’t you call them Anonymous, Nameless and Who-The-F*ck-Are-You :wink:

mediums are the biggest crock of 5hit ever. O.K. here’s the basic routine;
they ask if anyone in the audience has lost someone recently (notice that it isn’t something more specific like ‘last week’ or ‘two years ago’ or ‘on the 21st of May’) or something like ‘Is there a John/Steven/Plonker in the room’ they then (after some sap raises their…[Read more]

zenith

kinda why I joined, welcome to the boards btw

did you know that an earth worm has five hearts and that an octopus has two

did you know that statistically you are more likely to be killed by a meteorite than struck by lightning

perovskite is found inside the Earth’s mantle and can function as a superconductor at room temperature (unlike all other superconductors which only function at extremely low temperatures)

The most common substance on the planet is called perovskite, and accounts for half of the Earth’s total mass

@blackkettle wrote:

PETE shaz and rainey hav all tried to help doh!!! call me thick or wot?

typical, the moment you stop trying to fix something is the exact time that it starts working again :roll:

The sad thing is that I memorise all this crap…