Forget Me Not

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgqxQmAbTBc

Iron Maiden rocks

did you know that slugs have a perculiar little extremity called the ‘love dart’ which, despite being potentially deadly to the recipient, stabs the slug during copulation and secretes a chemical which increases the likelihood of eggs being fertalised (please don’t ask how I find this stuff out)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0RpShS5FeQ&feature=related

love this song, end of discussion

that makes even more sense and renders all my other questions redundant, thanks PB
(for the shortest span of time possible I even thought it meant Peanut Butter as in http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8MDNFaGfT4 )

but the hairdressers don’t cut their own hair they get someone else to do it for them so it doesn’t actually show anything about the hairdresser with the haircut does it?

@Veronica~ wrote:

PB = Post Butcher I think.

thanks V, I now have a deeper understanding of that wandering pilgrim known as PB (now I have twenty more questions which I deign not ask)

it’s my sad lot in life to play devil’s advocate, someone has to after all. Anyway if the sole reason for refusing a person a job was the type of clothing they wear then it is a dark day for civilisation indeed, would you refuse someone a job because they sometimes wear a short-sleeved shirt, or occasionally had flip-flops on? what’s next,…[Read more]

what does P.B. stand for anyway? I’ve been wondering ever since I joined (or is it just two random letters of no significance whatsoever)

Can I just interject something here, what about equal opportunity employment which, unless I’m mistaken, applies to all people regardless. It was a rather petty reason for why she was refused the job after all. Also what good would ‘showing off urban hairstyles’ do, all that proves is the ability of the person who cuts your hair and would have no…[Read more]

like I always say ‘expect the worst, if it turns out well then it is a pleasant surprise and if it doesn’t then at least you packed a smoke bomb to make a quick getaway’

this seems to be happening to you a lot on here doesn’t it :wink:

your mother-in-law sounds like a right proper sociopath, if you don’t mind me saying so

androgynous aardvarks attack all animals attempting Australian accents accordingly as Aboriginal alpacas are almost always altruistic auristocrats ambling across arid acres a.k.a Australia
(if this makes sense then you need help)

Behemoth

a pickle that is dressed up as a clown (or is it?)

hungry hippopotami hate hairy hatted hamsters having hissy-fits, however hens have honest husbands hastily heralding how honourable hamsters help homeless hawks.

Good thing I didn’t say something like a mallet wielding pickle-clown wearing a hockey mask

If life is but a dream then why havn’t I been chased down the road by a unicycling elephant juggling flaming penguins in tophats?

@Pete wrote:

I’m pervy remember i might like it :wink: :lol:

:shock: well that mental image is permanently engraved in my mind

Contended contemplation causes catastrophic consternation citing civilisation’s carnage