Forget Me Not

mitosis or osmosis (but definately not halitosis)

cacadeus

tick, tock
goes the clock
let it down
then wind it up

always dancing
never slowing
as I go to-
and-froing

can’t be right
yet never wrong
has this poem
gone on too long?

yeah!!
not so bad considering I only spend a minute on each one (apart from the haikus of course) :wink:

serendipity

btw its Stockholm syndrome where the hostage starts to sympathise with the hostage-taker, don’t know why I’m bothered enough to post this, its probably because I’m bored out of my skull right now

hmm, as in a statement designed to go against the entire traditional view point of poetic structure in an attempt to strike out at conformity and unoriginal thought whilst retaining the full effect of its dramatic impact… either that or you’re taking the pi55 :wink:

hey I have the right to post my bad poetry (yes I know its bad) on this site, if you don’t like it then may I point out that nobody is forcing you to read them

get a life perhaps?
or failing that try to convert to Polygamy V2.0 which if installed properly could lead to a degree of compatibility between Wife 1.0 and Mistress 2000, though it might just end up deleting both programs, causing irreprable harm to your hardware in the process and installing Divorce 5.4, a nasty little virus program that…[Read more]

EEK my secret revealed!!!!! or maybe not

naeid? another ‘a’ and you could get ‘naiad’ (not that it helps much)

watching that has just killed the good vibe I was having today, freaked me out completely

parallax

Does anyone on this site understand the concept of rhetorical questions?
Keep it up lotty
=D> =D> =D>
btw Hitler wasn’t actually a vegetarian. he did suffer from chronic flatuence, for which his doctor recommended a vegetarian diet, but as well as this he also recieved regular injections of a high protein serum derived from pulverised bull’s…[Read more]

well that offered a unique insight into what goes on in your ‘mind’ (and I do use the term ever so loosely)
If that was funny then I’m a rabid badger

caught in the dervish
of time and space
lost in the melee
that consists the human race

devoid of purpose,
providence or cause
watching the idiot box flicker
as the world wages wars

spinning on an axis
the spiral’s descent
the attrocity of sin so great
humanity laments

just spent the week in sunny Majorca for a bit of R & R by the beach :D :D :D :D :D :D

I believe that it was Hilaire Belloc who said “Before the curse of statistics fell upon mankind we lived a happy, innocent life, full of merriment and go and informed by fairly good judgment”
manipulating a statistic so that it says what you want is easy, for example you’re more likely to be killed by either a wild pig or a coconut than by a…[Read more]

How did you know? :shock:
Okay… :-k maybe WILD WOMAN, possibly

I’m sorry to say this but you are the only one finding this funny.
Also if I recall correctly I did not say that all nationalists are nazis, what I have said is that the german word for nationalist is ‘nazis’ and I only used that to describe the BNP because of their policies which seem similar to that of the nazis party.
Finally may I just say…[Read more]