Forget Me Not

“hey. what’s that zombie drug addict doing” says Steve

EEK! beaten to it
ok hmm :-k
I think it will be… Lollipop

sorrow

“Only the one that makes me obey you… especially after what you did to me last time” henchman shudders “I will never look at a plastic flamingo the same way ever again”

technically doesn’t that mean that you’re agnostic

sympathy

“Sorry boss, you already cast that one on me before” responds the henchman

Not sure about Mud but there is a discworldian game called Thud, which is like an archaic version of chess.

He’ll be happy now. He’ll tell the special nurses about you all night.

Now that’s funny, maybe Anita should be getting pointers

ok ‘hello Andrew’ :lol:

I would never choose to willingly end my own life, I have no religious faith whatsoever, I don’t believe that you’go to a happier place’. All that happens is that you die and all that remains behind is a corpse and a memory and the thing with those is that after a while they become buried and forgotten. another phrase pops into my head ‘to be…[Read more]

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SOME CONTROVERSY IN BRISBANE’S GOLD COASTS SURFING CHAMPIONSHIPS.

IT’S BEEN WON BY A BLOKE FROM BURMA ON A WARDROBE

:-s :? was that meant to be funny?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Terry Pratchett is ace why you no like him Minim?

Library

Who is your favourite character???

mine is Samuel Vimes no wait, the Bursar, no wait the Librarian AAAAHHHHH! I LIKE THEM ALLLLLL!!!!! even CMOT Dibbler

Gaylord raises his hand and casts a spell at henchman that…

Nope, am too honest for my own good

who would win in a fight a werewolf or a vampire?

I don’t support euthanasia as every living creature is driven by instinct to try and survive usually manifesting itself in a fear (or at least reluctance) of death, brings to mind a phrase I think I heard somewhere “suicide is for quitters” (cruel but true)

Wizard, whom I will start calling Gaylord (a name & job description all in one), says “Ooh is he single, Henchman find out..”