Forget Me Not

“then I’d never hear the end of it. Honestly, you just try to take over the world just once with an army of mutant sheep and everyone thinks that you’re a weirdo with a gay beard.”
Henchman walks up besides him…

“finally be the king of all pinball-wizards!! (Damn you Elton John) I just hope my arch-nemisis…”

and says “soon I will rule the world :twisted: but first I must located the legendary whatsitathingamagig and use its power to…”

Brings out a pugil stick and proceeds to go ‘matrix’ on them, meanwhile on a deserted hill-top…

I suppose the ‘intelligence’ of something depends on what it’s being compared to…

Zombies become distracted by a turquoise elephant wearing a wrestling mask who says “my name is Kobatachi Fandango but you can call me…”

obviously, when I say aliens I am using it to refer to something dissimilar in nature, not the ‘I’m-going-to-abduct-and-anally-probe-you’ kind. If there are aliens it could be feasible that they are no more technologically advanced than we are and may still just be primordial soup. that’s why I don’t believe in U.F.Os (Is it just me or did that…[Read more]

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man says to ninja-postman whilst being chased “you killed my…”

They all become zombies and get back up!

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Ninja-postman randomly comes in with a tommy-gun…

I am the one and only
there’s nobody I’d rather be

I once dreamt I was a ninja fighting a giant robot griffen, but I don’t think that counts… on a serious note I have, I just don’t want to talk about it too much.

What is the weirdest dream you ever had? (mine was being chased through a cave by a giant demonic octopus wielding a sledgehammer)

will the insanity never cease? (hope not) :wink:

Welcome to the jungle
We got fun ‘n’ games
We got everything you want
Honey we know the names
We are the people that can find
Whatever you may need
If you got the money honey
We got your disease

that may be true but may I remind you that though the odds are slim (to say the least) it is still technically possibly even if it is highly unlikely. improbable and impossible are two different words after all

Go you =D>

Why did you post then? (DANGER off-topic alert!!!)

btw where’s Lizzy-Lou gone?

Vodka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

‘why do today what you can tomorrow’ or ‘why do tommorrow what you can do today’ ?

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