Forget Me Not

Whoa, freaking me out slightly. randomly I was able to make it appear still by closing one eye and squinting :-s

The only real obstacle that has come up in this thread is the fact that no one has responded

the (if you can’t do this one then there is no hope for you)

Nope

which do you think is better rom-coms or horromedies (horror comedies if ya thick)?

Why am I getting that nagging feeling that I’ve missed the point here

crashes in and slaps someone with a mackeral

A new contender!
You will go on my first whistle
Gladiator (looks around at no one in particular) you will go on my second whistle Challenger are you ready? (Realises that everyone is staring ’cause I’ve just made a prat of myself, so shuffles off)

what sort of sicko would do that to his own daughter, makes me sick just thinking about it.
sh!t that is just twisted, a horrific insight into the sort of monstrosities that man can commit

True, I myself am quite partial to a bit of Shakespeare, especially the tradgedies (surprise, surprise) I guess I’m one of those people who is at their happiest when they’re miserable, I have attempted to lighten the mood of my latest poem at least.

How come film sequels are never as good as the original?

I dreamt of smoke
I dreamt of fire
I dreamt of knowing
What I desire

I dreamt I stood
in a wood alone
I dreamt that I
became as a stone

I dreamt I swum
The oceans deep
and fought the monster
That haunted my sleep

Finally I dreamt of light
and darkest shadow
and found myself alone
in a sunlit meadow

Sorry for bringing you down

does that mean that all poetry should be sunshine and self delusion, if you really don’t like it then maybe you should submit something to lighten the mood

why do people (me included) end up going off topic so often?

Myrmidon or maybe skulduggery, can’t decide, possibly even stulify (or maybe not, applicable to too many people on this site… only joking)

There’s no need to take it so personally, it’s just a bit of fun after all :lol:

Wow, this seems to be getting out of control (as per usual).

Why do they have the phrase ‘blind as a bat’ when bats aren’t actually blind?

you know the phrase ‘sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me’ would that be true if someone threw a dictionary at you?

Why the hell does the chicken keep wanting to cross the road?

what is zero to the power of zero?

is a slug just a homeless snail?

Dust of Snow

The way a crow
Shook down on me
The dust of snow
From a hemlock tree

Has given my heart
A change of mood
And saved some part
Of a day I had rued.

Robert Frost

Hope, that brief flicker in the dark
viewed by imperfect and unworthy eyes
uncorruptable in essense, unachievable in practice
taunting humanity with its blind faith

the weight of original sin, our eternal atonement
we stand and watch as our heroes die in vain
protecting a cause for which they are refused a release
victims of honour, truth and…[Read more]

I wish that I had more time to sit back and contemplate the finer things in life

Marvellous, wonderful, spectacular…mere words fail miserably to sing your full praises…But I can still try to encapsulate and condense, refine and commence once more my enjoyment of your piece and my fondest hope that you will grace us in the (near) future with possibly another soulful look at life in its convoluted course of self realisation,…[Read more]

Wow that’s definately something I’m planning to miss this year, rom coms make me sick due to the fact that they are unrealistic in their optimism, IRL people don’t act anything like the characters portrayed in the films. this in itself could be redeemed except for the simple fact that romantic comedies are Never Funny so they expect us to become…[Read more]

prepare to be disappointed, or maybe not. just be yourself and spontaneous, and if that doesn’t work then nothing ever will. you just have to be unequivocally, unabashedly and uniquely you and as long as you can say that you have then that’s all that matters.