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  • #335903

    “then I’d never hear the end of it. Honestly, you just try to take over the world just once with an army of mutant sheep and everyone thinks that you’re a weirdo with a gay beard.”
    Henchman walks up besides him…

    #335902

    “finally be the king of all pinball-wizards!! (Damn you Elton John) I just hope my arch-nemisis…”

    #335900

    and says “soon I will rule the world :twisted: but first I must located the legendary whatsitathingamagig and use its power to…”

    #335898

    Brings out a pugil stick and proceeds to go ‘matrix’ on them, meanwhile on a deserted hill-top…

    #335756

    I suppose the ‘intelligence’ of something depends on what it’s being compared to…

    #335897

    Zombies become distracted by a turquoise elephant wearing a wrestling mask who says “my name is Kobatachi Fandango but you can call me…”

    #335754

    obviously, when I say aliens I am using it to refer to something dissimilar in nature, not the ‘I’m-going-to-abduct-and-anally-probe-you’ kind. If there are aliens it could be feasible that they are no more technologically advanced than we are and may still just be primordial soup. that’s why I don’t believe in U.F.Os (Is it just me or did that sound slightly conceited)

    #64190

    pattern

    #335895

    man says to ninja-postman whilst being chased “you killed my…”

    #335894

    They all become zombies and get back up!

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