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  • #373887

    … shouted Spammerman as, like some wild and horny moose, Pete bellowed and leapt on top of the counter, swinging his prodigous manhood in the girl’s direction. Suddenly…

    #344732

    shouldn’t I be giving the clues? :lol: *gets ready to give Pete the point*

    #376419

    I impromptly found out that I was allergic to pistachios, it was not a pleasent experience to say the least. That’s the only real thing that I’m violently allergic to, despite having hayfever and being asthmatic

    #148697

    I personally find the concept of an afterlife to be completely impossible. this is due to the fact that almost every version of the ‘afterlife’ mentioned infers the continuation of a ‘soul’ or other ethereal equivalent, an entity which has not been scientifically identified, quantified or else catergorised. because of this one would be of the opinion that the soul does not exist and, by extension, that there is no afterlife.

    but believe whatever you want to, it’s all the same in the end.

    what do you believe to be the fundamental driving force of your life, be it love, friends, wealth or something else? in short what is it that you live for?

    #373883

    of Pete’s enraged genitalia and then spammed them all over an internet message board whilst manically cackling…

    #344726

    pretty sure that someone should have given Pete the point by now sooo…

    I’m a riddle in nine syllables,
    An elephant, a ponderous house,
    A melon strolling on two tendrils
    O red fruit, Ivory, fine timber!
    The loaf’s big with it’s yeasty rising
    Money’s new minted in this fat purse.
    I’m a means, a stage, a cow in calf.
    I’ve eaten a bag of green apples
    Boarded the train there’s no getting off.

    #373881

    his only superhuman ability was the power to be really annoying. So when he came to the scene of Pete entering a viagra induced rage all he did was…

    #373877

    and started screaming ‘I’m a little teapot’ at the poor girl behind the counter

    #373875

    taking it down to the chemist to buy yet more viagra

    #375532

    £12.43, a slightly nibbled muffin, two chipped marbles and a belly-dancing octopus

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