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@wishfairy wrote:

aw can we have have a new riddle please xx

how about this…

a man is alone on a sunbaked prairie in southern Canada when a fire breaks out and begins spreading rapidly in his direction, aided by the strong westerly wind. He has no means of transport to escape and no water to try and put the fire out. How does the man save himself from the ravages of the fire by making use of a box of matches in his pocket?

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pickled badger and griddled polar bear steaks served with a side of

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@esmeralda wrote:

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@lil fek wrote:

Gifts and points will be much appreciated.

let’s see…
I’ve a zombified flamingo that can do one mean rain dance whilst playing the trombone if you’re interested

Do you run a zoo for deformed and exceptional animals? I wanna see it..but positively NO snakes..not even acrobatic flame throwing ones. :roll:

you see Esme it all goes back to the days when I ran a petting zoo in Transylvania, business was so bad I had to moonlight as a bearded lady just to pay the rent for the filing cabinet in my office where I stored my collection of humourously shaped fruit and veg. You see it wasn’t long before the business was bought out by a certain Dr. Frank Enstein. Business boomed for a while until we were chased out of town by an angry mob for not stocking a salad bar in the zoo’s cafe, and something trivial about grave-robbing. So now I have to find a home for all the poor little mutants. btw can I interest you in a three-headed goldfish with one previous careful lady owner and low mileage

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way with the poor thing, by turning it into another donkey assassin for the Lobster King as part of his diabolical scheme to…

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by trading them in for as much viagra as he could lay his hands on so that he would end up with an erection so freakishly large that it would be able to…

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points, which like some weird giant hamster he stored in his cheeks. At a later date he would then use these points to…

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Pete being the guy who had a badger on his head and who had just escaped the clutches of a giant spider, fought off ninja pandas, solved world hunger and was on hs way, by bus, to the Lobster King’s Palace which is guarded by elite penguin cyborgs. Oh and he’s been chased by a donkey lich and his minions

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with his lobotomised monkey henchmen

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for some evil henchmen

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and by the evil will of the Lobster King came back as a zombie with supernatural powers

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