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of course while all this was going on I had single handedly beaten back a clan of ninja pandas, solved world hunger and wandered off to continue my search for the Lobster King. So…
but then he remembered the badger, with its soft fur and sexy mask
Nice one Mims
Asthma
My throat goes tight,
strangling each breath.
my lungs feel like lead
as I dance so close to death.
wordless I scream inside my head.But nothing comes out
I’ve got nothing left to say
and even if I did
you wouldn’t listen anyway.‘I’m gay you friggen idiot’ replied the irate donkey ‘and I’m busy doing something for the Lobster King, so get to the point’
…a three legged donkey called Captain Watermelon and said…
craved the loving touch of a real badger, then he saw Snuffles and…
@lil fek wrote:
Gifts and points will be much appreciated.
let’s see…
I’ve a zombified flamingo that can do one mean rain dance whilst playing the trombone if you’re interested@kneehighboots wrote:
Well done to the Pillocks…on this occasion!
Just remember the old saying… He who laughs last…..!!
:wink:
ooh I know this one “… doesn’t get the joke”
pet badger called Snuffles who was sitting on my head
‘oi shes a minor, I ain’t no Gary Glitter’ responded the spider. I knew that I need a change of tactics so I…
