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what stands on one leg with its heart in its head?
giant spider who demanded that I gave him my curds and whey. So I said to him…
the Lobster King who…
You Are an Alien
You’re so strange, people occasionally wonder if you’re from another world.
You don’t try to be different, but you see most things from a very unique, very offbeat perspective.
Brilliant to the point of genius, you definitely have some advanced intelligence going on.
No matter what circles you travel in, you always feel like a stranger. And it’s a feeling you’ve learned to like.Your greatest power: Your superhuman brain
Your greatest weakness: Your lack of empathy – you just don’t get humans
You play well with: Zombies
let’s see what you’ve won
no photoshoot but I can give you a defrosted Viking warrior called Rhuffgard The Irritable (don’t ask me what he was doing in my freezer), some beach-side real-estate in Atlantis and a spinx’s nose… oh yeh and a pair of novelty google-eyes
this might be your lucky day then lol
On the day that President Nixon took office he held his first meeting in a south facing room at the White House. It was daylight and it wasn’t rainy nor was it foggy, yet when he looked out the window, he couldn’t see the top of the Empire State Building. Why not?
and also if I can spell googolplex
argh! thwarted again. hmm let’s see, how do you fancy two second hand teabags and last month’s issue of ‘Snail’s World Weekly’, either that or I could offer you a googleplex of points
a man goes to a swimming pool and swims 50 lengths of breaststroke. the pool measures 25m (82ft) long and 12m (39ft) wide. it is 1m (3ft) in the shallow end then after15m (49ft) it shelves (at an angle of 45 degrees) to a depth of 2.5m (8ft). How much water is required to fill the pool?
me thinks pete nearly has it lol
