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lol pete’s right; congratulations! you’ve won an all expenses paid weekend trip to a public toliet outside of Buckingham palace

a group of friends are sitting around a table in a pub. Carol asks Dave to hold her hand, then goes up to the bar to order a round of drinks. when she returns, all the others are accusing Dave of being a cheat. both Dave and Carol are single so why all the fuss?

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how did you end up with that answer, absolutely nowhere near right. also no calculators allowed *slaps wishfairy’s wrist with a marshmallow*

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yeah for pete! points galore and a pineapple for everyone

ok try this one without using a calculator, pen and paper or an abacus

take a million
divide it by four
divide the result by five
divide the result by two
divide the new result by twenty
subtract fifty
divide by three
divide that result by eight
subtract one
divide the result by seven
add two
divde the result by three
add two
divide the result by five

what’s the answer?

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the fingers are unimportant, the question is essentially ‘why do some people dial 911 or 999…’ the thing about the fingers was a red herring

find the famous expression:

100S549A3100F4E621T0028Y2167

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the thing with this riddle is that people usually… on second thoughts :-# j/k

they do so to phone the emergency services

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so that’s how they recorded those chipmunk songs

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maybe it does and then again maybe it doesn’t, hmm methinks I’ve said too much

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lol no

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nope but may I enquire if you enjoy red herrings

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*gulps* nope *hides fingers*

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