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  • #59337

    not guilty (though I have been chased by one for trying to)

    have you ever been in a position where you had to think of a question to ask someone but couldn’t think of anything decent to ask?

    #344492

    nope

    #344490

    nope woohoo and lil fek

    #344488

    nope Pete, he was being very clever in doing so (though I do agree that he was a tw4t) ah what the hell I’ll give you a psychic sloth called sir Marmalade Applebottom IV for making a valid point

    #344484

    whoa you ladies were quick to the draw, how about I give you a crank-shaft operated dormouse shaver and a years supply of pickled cuttlefish

    #344483

    technically right but for the wrong reason, it’s because the correct term is a flock of sheep

    a man owned an esquisite painting known to have been painted by a world famous 17th century Dutch painter. the painting was worth £500,000, yet the man deliberately destroyed it. Why?

    #344477

    got it in one, I’m impressed

    Is it more correct to say ‘the herd of sheep is eating hay in the field’ or ‘the herd of sheep are eating hay in the field’?

    #344475

    a glass of water :P

    a man has had countless tumbles whilst riding his horse, often causing him great pain, not to mention embarassment. however he never for one minute doubts his racing ability, and everyone considers him to be a consummate professional. How can this be?

    #372536

    eek! carnivorous fridge (bloody Argos)

    #372534

    ‘that’s one down and eight to go’ said the suicidal cat

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