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  • #306738

    if you’re dazzled by those neon lights,
    crave the paparazzi’s sights
    and want the world to know your pathetic plight
    then you’ve got the making of a star

    they’ll take you
    they’ll make you
    first they’ll love
    and then they’ll hate you
    before they drain you dry
    and then forsake you

    if you don’t have the smarts to grow
    and you are a little slow
    then Hollywood’s the place to go
    (only as long as you can’t say ‘no’)

    yes
    they’ll charm you
    and disarm you
    then spin about you
    some yarn untrue
    not caring if they hurt or harm you
    (hey that’s just business kid)

    yes
    and when your career is
    washed up on the shore
    after spending a lifetime
    as the media’s whore

    you wonder why
    they no longer adore
    you
    and why no-hope hacks say ‘poor
    you’
    and why no-one wants any more
    of you
    the truth; they are all bored
    and sick of you

    three month’s later
    they find you dead
    o.d’d of morphine in your
    retirement home bed
    and then they’ll love you
    again
    wanted to have known you
    again
    acted like they were friends to you
    again

    and as you rot in your coffin
    in a shallow unmarked ditch
    posthumous humour kicks in
    as you realise that
    it was your own fault
    that life to you was such a b itch

    #344326

    bingo!

    #344324

    oopsy, umm… abort! abort! *smoke bomb*
    (P.S it is the same month)

    #344322

    NOOOOO! you’re no where near right, if I were to draw a map depicting your position in relation to the right answer I would require an A1 piece of paper and use the scale of 0.00001 mm for every mile… or something

    #344320

    two girls were born at the same time on the same day of the same year to the same parents. How come then they weren’t twins?

    #344317

    I’m going to tell you the answer because you wouldn’t get it under normal circumstances

    the woman is an aeronautics engineer. she uses the gun to shoot ducks at airplane engines to test how they handle high-speed impacts with birds

    … told ya you wouldn’t get it under normal circumstances

    #369177

    now now obtuse
    don’t be so rude
    no matter how deeply embedded
    your need to be crude

    another point
    I think I must make
    Is that PJ’s gender
    has not really entered debate

    finally
    as a matter of interest
    may I ask why you show
    sunny such detest?

    #369174

    another poet new to the boards
    what were you expecting
    some kind of applaud
    I must warn you now
    that it isn’t easy
    appeasing some folks on here
    who will make you feel measly
    but journey on in your quest
    I wish you good luck
    just make sure that you don’t
    end up with writer’s block

    … or something (god damn half rhyme)

    #344314

    lol but no

    #344311

    no

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