O.D.R
Oh dear I am in quite a mood
which has put me in a
melancholy brood.
the source of the condition
stems from my cyber diction
and has left me in a really sorry state
you see due to practices on the web
it is quite common to
abbreviate what is said.
Now I don’t mean to trouble you
but I must add btw
that this is not a pretty site
To wit it seems my fate
to forever abbreviate
every sentence of which I speak.
you see this all started one morning
when without any warning
I tried to laugh and
instead said lol.
fyi imao
I tried it once more nxt day-o
and to my horror I found
that my syntax had gone to ground.
So I are having to talked like this.
U c nxt day i tri-d 2 go 2 sleep
n wen i wok up i spok n 1337.
wtf +h15 I)035 ||0+ h4pp3||
IRL
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