:P
okay so how about something along the lines of…
I’ll dance the fandango
and shout ‘hullabaloo’
cry bloody havoc
I’ve nothing else to do
I’ll climb every mountain
swim in each sea
all just to find
what it means to be me
I’ll steal the heart
of maiden most fair
and then in just my top-hat
I’ll dance with a bear
I’ll brave the tundra
and traverse the moon
and then play poker
with a ballet-dancing baboon
All these things
I will one day do
but now’s not the time
so I’ll go to the zoo
… or something