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@sharongooner wrote:

the past few days have been a great laugh on here, people have been happy and show a great sense of humour.

Happy new year everybody, up bottoms!! 8)

:lol: :lol: :lol:

@Anita Gofradump wrote:

I know the thread is about the cold front coming, but please put your over sized ego and small willy away.

It’s only small ‘cos it’s really cold where he is !!!

@sharongooner wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Matty wrote:

probably a faulty fan, or a dead rat

It’s definitely a dead rat. They creep into PC’s at dead of night looking for cheese, bite on something that electrocutes them, and then fall to the bottonm of the case to slowly rot away.

The noise you can hear is its tail rubbing on the processor fan…

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@Matty wrote:

probably a faulty fan, or a dead rat

It’s definitely a dead rat. They creep into PC’s at dead of night looking for cheese, bite on something that electrocutes them, and then fall to the bottonm of the case to slowly rot away.

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Wouldn’t it be amusing if “Miss Minx” turned out to be a 53 year old bloke from the West Midlands currently working shifts as a mini-cab controller and who used a fake photo to fool you all???

But there and again …. “she” might be the girl of your dreams – who knows?

What a load of complete and utter toss.

Now I suppose we’ll all be inundated with smartarse replies from the females (and their associated…[Read more]

Seems to be ”no contest” eh???

@emmalush wrote:

Come on pi$$ Bot, get with the programme.

The american soilders think their fighting for amwerica, when infact their fighting for monetry control.

I’m getting seriously confuddled here …. I thought that the US Marines were fighting for American Taxis (made in Detroit of course).

But on a less serious point (and getting back to…[Read more]

Bugger it – of course I did. Sorry about that.

This sun roof was on an American car, specially shipped over to Pakistan by ‘American Taxes’ (or…[Read more]

@emmalush wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@emmalush wrote:

….Bhutto was murdered by the American governments taxes.

Of course she was – we all knew that.

So this “American Government tax” bought an airline ticket to Pakistan …. found out where she was going to be speaking …. dressed itself up with explosives and bought a gun ….. shot her and…

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…. it’s up to 9 now. JustChat has spoken !!! Any more ????

@Bat wrote:

…….. They could be flying around in space by now with the aliens. :lol:

Ah yes … of course … it’s the aliens isn’t it???

Flickering lights and missing objects are just the first manifestation of their presence.

@emmalush wrote:

….Bhutto was murdered by the American governments taxes.

Of course she was – we all knew that.

So this “American Government tax” bought an airline ticket to Pakistan …. found out where she was going to be speaking …. dressed itself up with explosives and bought a gun ….. shot her and then self-detonated. Yeah right – of…[Read more]

They’re coming to take you away ha ha….!!!

@Bat wrote:

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

Possibly, just like in that film. You know the one, ‘Snow White’ was in it.

Can’t imagine that going to the gym will do much good but if you think it will help then fair enough :lol:

Snow White was in the excorsism?? :shock: I still havn,t found the other half to those pyjamas. They,ll probably turn up in the car.…

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They are coming to get you Batty ….. they definately are !!!

Best thing is to put on your duffle coat and bobble hat and only eat tinned food that you have bought…[Read more]

So you use soap eh??? Well I never.

@waspish wrote:

……… but as far as i can tell they are nothing but a bunch o self serving social climbing bullies who do virtually nothing for society but look after each others financial or poliical interests. ..

I guess you have a point there Waspish ….. check this out>>> http://www.ugle.org.uk/charity/intro.htm

The freemasons – under the English Constitution – are an incredibly secret organisation who totally deny that they exist.

For proof of this, visit their website at http://www.ugle.org.uk/

How very ‘caring’ of you !!!